What's the most embarassing thing you did while sober?

[Khephra]

I once tried to empty a waterbed by cutting a hole in it and taking buckets to the sink.

[camero]

1. Got so drunk I peed next to a bush.

Inside the house. In front of everyone there. (don't remember it but I was told, with pictures)

[Khephra]

2. that was drunk

I'm talking sober when you have no excuses.

[camero]

3. oops

but I was sober before I got drunk...lol

[JaySherman]

4. I once had a brief two-week career selling knives.

I tried to impress my new girlfriend by cutting a Coke can, like we did in our demos. Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that it was still full. It exploded all over my car. Years afterward, she still reminded me about it.

[parasim]

5. Got drunk.

[VelmaD]

6. Was running across the playground...

in the 4th grade. I slipped and fell in a mud puddle and got covered from head to toe. It was awful.