!CHRISTMAS TOURNAMENT!:Santa Claus vs. Mothra

[underpants]

Poll question: !CHRISTMAS TOURNAMENT!:Santa Claus vs. Mothra

Less than two weeks left until Christmas so it's time for this year's competition. Due to the size of this year's field of 64, management is looking into establishing some "field" events were Santa may have to defend against several individual combatants and coalitions that may form*.


vs.

Rules
Please use the following criteria when judging the combatants.
-Speed
-Strength
-Agility
-Knowledge of the game
-Intelligence
-Wit
-Guile
-Fashion Sense
-Grooming

Sorry to the left coasters for posting this so early but then they are probably busy stabbing something with their steely knives right now anyway.

*Mangement reserves the right to be very right, slightly wrong, or to "update" analysis as new data is uncovered.

[FunBobbyMucha]

1. To quote the big guy (from the beginning of "Scrooged"

"This is one Santa who's leaving thru the FRONT door!"

[Bucky]

2. Santa by a country mile

The dude can scurry down chimneys, fly all over the world in a single night, and teaches reindeer how to fly, talk, and friggin' glow. On top of that he's got an intelligence network that makes the CIA look like the NSA.

What's Mothra got? An ugly face and bad breath. Nah, St Nick'll nick him in a walk. Someone needs to tell Father Christmas it's time to fight in his own weight class.

[underpants]

3. Oap! Santa's just pulled back ahead

:bounce:

[KensPen]

4. In a battle of the little people....

Mothra's miniature singing Gaisha girls are way hotter than elves.

[underpants]

5. Really?

BTW this was on the first page of Google images that I found as I went searching for that Santa gif this morning.

[Dead_Parrot]

6. I've got to go for Santa,

Mothra never brought me any presents....

[underpants]

7. It's still neck and well whatever Mothra has

x(

[mr_hat]

8. Gotta be Santa. You can see Mothra's strings.

[underpants]

9. Good point

:kick:

[underpants]

10. Closes at 12:30 Eastern

Santa-10
Mothra-5