Only FIVE Random Questions Today....But WHAT Questions They Are!

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?

[Robb]

1. Ha!

1. I'd leave 'em with Bush, because since I know he doesn't do anything himself, some Secret Service agent would wind up watching them. Which would be pretty cool.

2. I'd fight for America, because heck, I don't need another whuppin' in my lifetime.

3. Funny but bad in bed. Funny you're born with, but you can learn the delicate art of lovin'.

4. Go Sox.

5. Bond. Even at 90, or however old he is, he's a class act. And class is sexy.

[Terran]

2. LOL!

1. Bush. On his own, he's relatively harmless. I wouldn't want Rush filling my kid's head with his claptrap, and the kid would probably run screaming from MJ anyway.

2. Neither. I wouldn't fight.

3. Have to go with a sense of humor over sex; the sex goes away eventaully anyway, but a good sense of humor will keep you rockin' in that rockin' chair for a loooong time! Besides, *I'm* good in bed, so I can make up for it.

4. Given what mercenaries the repubs are, they'll eventually come around to the idea just to get our votes.

5. Bill and Sean are equally sexy to me, although in very different ways, of course. Hmm, I wonder if Bill is hairy at all...?

[La_Serpiente]

3. My answer

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?

I refuse to answer this question.

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?

Canada

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?

ooo...I don't know...I guess funny in life but bad in bed.

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?

Red Sox will win

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?

Sean Connery

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. My answers...Damn, those are good questions...

1.) I like to think that even though he's fucked in the head, Bush would be ok around kids. He's a kid himself, IQ wise, that is. So, I'm going to choose Bush on this one. Rush would probably get them high, and MJ is too shady around kids.

2.) America. If there was a good reason. Canada if we were just doing it because we can.

3.) Someone that was very funny, but bad in bed. HE can be trained, but if I can't talk to him or laugh, then I'll be miserable for the rest of my life.

4.) The Red Sox will win the World Series.

5.) I always thought Bill Clinton had this charisma, this...I don't know what to call it. But I think he's sexy. And everyone around here always goes UGH! when I say that.

Duckie

[amandae]

13. No ugh here ...

I agree with you ... Clinton has that super-sexy charisma. He's a suave guy ... :thumbsup:

:hi:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

5. I look forward to your questions

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?
- I would leave them with Bush - The would end up taking care of him and making sure he does not get into any foolishiness .

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?
- Well if you mean " North America " I guess we are all on the same side :) just joking - depends on what Canada did .

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?
- someone very funny -

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?
- Red Sox

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?
- Connery

[amandae]

6. Some answers ....

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?

Surprisingly enough ... Bush ... my kids are really young so they'd be of the similar mentality ... my 6 year old could read the Very Hungry Caterpillar to him :-) No way to Jackson for obvious reasons, and I'd be too afraid Limbaugh would do something to my kids in his drugged out state.

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?

Canada :-) I love our neighbors to the north more than most of the ones I live directly next to!

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?

Sense of humor is a must!! The bad in bed part could be changed ... ;-)

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?

Definately, the Red Sox will win the World Series before repugs embrace gay rights ... still, either day will be cold in purgatory.

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?

Bill Clinton ... Connery's voice annoys me, Gore isn't bad but Clinton is much sexier ... I'd do him. ;-)

[Exultant Democracy]

7. Alright

1. I would leave them with Bush, cause Barbra turned out ok so I don't think one day with him would be that bad.
2. I would feel bad about it but I would have to fight for Canada because what is right is right.
3. Great sex; I am funny enough to amuse myself, but (insert masterbation joke here.)
4. Red Sox
5. Sean Connery

[VelmaD]

8. These are difficult

1. I gotta go with George W. They could play with the dogs and read "The Hungry Little Caterpillar" together then have cookies and a nap.

2. Conscientious objector.

3. Someone with a sense of humor. I can teach them to be better in bed. ;-)

4. Red Sox will win the Series.

5. Can I vote none of the above. I never found Clinton sexy. Al Gore is too wooden. And Sean Connery lost all his appeal for me when I found out he's a sexist pig.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

9. LOL at the fact that everyone chose Bush to leave the kids with

[underpants]

10. 1.W-2.USA!USA!-3.C-4.Sox-5.Connery

What I win?!?! What I wiiiiiiiiin?!?!?

[LynneSin]

11. Answers:

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?: Thank goodness I've opted not to have children.
   
   
2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?I'd move to Costa Rica - I am a non-violent person
   
   
3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?I have friends who can keep me laughing.....you figure out the rest
   
   
4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights? Honestly - Repukes will embrace gay rights first. Sox are doomed!!!
   
   
5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?: If those are my only choices - Bill Clinton.
   

[tsakshaug]

12. mine

1. Bush. As stated above someone else would be watching them.
b. Canada is part of America. Do you mean USA?
III. I have had option 1, it stunk
C. Sox. I always wondered about the "log cabin" repblicans however
5. Don't know

[populistmom]

14. My answers to this one:

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?
I'd have to say GWB as well. I have no reason to suspect he's a pervert and he'd probably have fun making fart jokes with my boys.

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?
If this happened, I'd imagine it would likely be the US as aggressor for some greedy corporate reason, so I'd likely have to go with Canada.

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?
Oh, man, this is too hard. Probably in theory, funny because the sex could get better, but I think that kind of incompatibility can get worse over the years many times. How about good in bed, but they at least tried to be funny, but they were a lousy joke teller. Oh geesh, I can't decide here.

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?
The Red Sox will win the World Series.

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?
Al Gore. While Bill Clinton has the certain "charm" thing, bad boys don't do it for me for anything more than a passing thought. I truly am a woman who likes the proverbial "nice guy" who more on the loyal and cerebral side (humor is still important though). As for Connery, while also sexy in theory, I've heard enough misogynist comments coming from him over the years in interviews, he'd turn me off as a partner.

[Rashind]

15. First one's a doozy...

1. Michael Jackson. Surely, even if he did it, he's not dumb enough to try it again. :eyes: And even if he did and is, there's always the off-chance he'd find my child repulsive! ("Daddy hurted my self-esteem!" don't worry, I'm childless. :'P)

2. Depends entirely on the reason. I'd most likely side against the aggressor, though. That says little of who I'd fight for. I'd sit and try Zen meditation for about 15 minutes before I decided to play X-box until someone shot me.

3. Oh god, that's impossible. I wouldn't marry either of these people.

4. How should I know? I don't watch sports or listen to republicans. :shrug:

5. Sean Connery circa 1990.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Mine.

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh? Bush*. My kid could play with someone on his own level. Maybe heor she could even read to the President. How cool is that?

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?USA. Canada already kicked our ass once. I'll never forget the War of 1812. OK, so we technically "won". Do we own Canada? OK then.

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed? Funny but bad in bed. You can train someone to be better in bed. You can't make some people have sense of humor.

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights? Sox.

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery? Clinton.

[beyurslf]

17. Answers

1. If you had to leave your child in the custody of someone for a day, who would you leave them with: Michael Jackson, George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh?

Man. Bush I suppose. (Makes me happy I don't have children.)

2. If the United States went to war with Canada, would you fight for America or Canada?

I would abstain.

3. Would you rather marry a person who had no sense of humor, but could pleasure you better than anyone; or someone who was very funny but very bad in bed?

Funny. You can teach good sex or always find pleasure in yourself. :)

4. Which will happen first - the Red Sox will win the World Series or the Republican party will embrace gay rights?

Repubs will embrace us. We have plenty of money to give and they'll realize it someday.

5. Who is sexier: Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Sean Connery?

Sean Connery if I have to choose one.

[terrya]

18. Answers:

1) I don't have any children and will never have any children. So, thankfully, I don't have to make the choice

2) Right now, with the regime in power in this country...Canada

3) I'd rather marry a person who is very funny, but bad in bed. I can teach him to be good in bed. :-)

4) The Red Sox winning the World Series will be first. The Republican Party will embrace gay rights at the same time as the catholic church, which will be the year 2817.

5) Bill Clinton is the SEXIEST politician around. Hands down. :-)

[last_texas_dem]

19. Five answers

1. Ooh, this one IS pretty tough. Now I'm someone who truly does believe in innocent until proven guilty in the case of MJ, so I'm not going to accuse him of doing anything illicit regarding children when I haven't seen proof of such. Still, I'd be worried. Sadly, I'd probably leave my imaginary child with the Shrub; children are one of the only things I'd trust him w/. After all, he already has the mental capacity of one...

2. This may seem like a cop-out answer, but I'd remain in America and be a conscientious objector. Well, that is unless the war takes place several years from now (after a few more years of Shrub should he get re-elected) and I'd already fled to Canada and become a citizen!

3. Have to go with the latter. Sure, sex is important but not the only thing...! (Speaking as a twenty year old virgin... haha)

4. Hmm... I know very little about baseball, but unless the parties have some major ideological switch again I can't see the Repugs ever being pro-gay, so I say the answer's in the Red Sox's favor.

5. As a straight male, I have to say I find Al Gore the most handsome of the bunch. I don't think I could adequately judge sexual attractiveness.

[buddhamama]

20. my answers

1) Rush Limbaugh. he'd drug himself into a stupor and hopefully stay that way so as not to do any harm.

2)i wouldn't, i'm not a fighter.

3)i'd definitely take the Man with the sense of humor. I can make myself feel pretty good all on my own, thank you very much. A life without laughter though, tragic.

4) Red Sox will win the Wrold Series

5) Sean Connery

[Devils Advocate NZ]

21. Too easy...

1) I'd leave them with Jackson, and then sue him for "molesting" my child and make millions! After all isn't that what all the other parents do?

2) Canada - The Commonwealth requires it. Also, with the way the US has its military spread all over the world, it would make an easy target!

3) Good sense of humour. I'm so crap in bed that anyone would seem good by comparison.

4) I have a better question: When will Americans actually let the rest of the world participate in the "World" Series? Actually, I have an even better question - Which will happen first: The Repubs will embrace gay rights, or the US will win the Rugby World Cup (or the soccer World Cup for that matter)? To the latter question the answer is: The Repubs will not only embrace gay rights but will come out en mass before the US will win EITHER of these truely WORLD series...

6) I don't go that way, but if forced to give an opinion, and purely based on kinkiness, I'd have to say Clinton - What that man does with a cigar would qualify him for the sexual olympics! I must say though, while the rest of you keep Bill, Al, and Sean busy, I would be more than willing to give Hillary or Tipper a taste of what they haven't been missing - bad sex! I wouldn't need long either...