Really ignorant comments you've heard.

[terrya]

I think the all time most idiotic, ridiculous comment was one made by Jerry Falwell and his ilk about homosexuality: "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve". Excuse me, fuckhead, but there are LOTS of Adam and Steve's out there. There are, obviously, not just one screw loose in ol' Jer's head, but a whole freaking tool box of screws.

His comment is so completely insane and out of touch of reality that it's almost funny.

[slackmaster]

1. I actually knew a couple named Adam and Steve

Back in college days. They derived hours of entertainment from Falwell's comment.

[salinen]

2. It's not Jerry's fault

it's gods fault.

[Exultant Democracy]

4. While I live in Idaho

I heard some kid talking about MLK day and he said "Why should we have a holiday because of some dead N-gger President got killed.”

[slackmaster]

13. I've got a bad respiratory problem - you almost killed me just now

Can't... ...breathe... ...diaphragm... ...hurts.........

[Ellen Forradalom]

42. Would that he were.

In a better, alternative universe, perhaps he was.

[underpants]

3. Global warming doesn't exist because if it did it would mean God was wrong

-Falwell on Politicaly Incorrect a few years ago.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. God is Santa Clause for adults.

[soleft]

14. I actually like that one

[Kamika]

6. that french queen that got nacked

I forgot her name.. but when they told her the peasants didnt have bread she said something like "why don't they eat cookies then?"


she got the guillotine

[La_Serpiente]

7. Marie Antoinette

"Let them eat Cake"

[Kamika]

8. YEP

thanks

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. It was Marie Antoinette

It is said that she said " Let them have / eat cake . " but many historians say that phrase was going around Europe way before she made her way to Paris . Meaning , its not known truthfully if she said that .

[TrogL]

33. I think you're confusing Marie Antoinette with Lady Godiva

[trof]

9. "I watch The Factor."

(at a pre-Christmas gathering of cousins)
Discussion of where you get your news.
A 70-something ex-Marine:
"I watch The Factor."
"Hunh? What's that?"
"On Fox. The O'Reilly Factor."
"Oh."

[Fleshdancer]

10. True story

A young woman I knew in college said "Isn't it weird that Jesus was given a Hispanic name?" That one still cracks me up.

I always thought the whole "people choose to be gay" belief was pretty damn ignorant.

Any of the Bushisms could be posted here as well.

[terrya]

15. LOL!

About the Jesus quote. :-)

My favorite of the Bushisms "I know how important it is to put food on the family"

[ronnykmarshall]

26. I like "Turn" gay.

My mom cracks up about that one. We're always making jokes about people "turning" gay.

"She better not look at that tennis match too much. She might turn gay."

"His ex-wife was so mean to him. I wouldn't be suprised if he done turned gay."

[kmla]

40. Did you get a toaster?

- reference to the "Ellen" episode w/ Melissa Etheridge -

;)

[Loonman]

12. Reagan single-handedly won the Cold War

Not.

[VelmaD]

16. For me, Pat Robertson still wins...

when he said "feminists are encouraging women to kill their children, leave their husbands, practice witchcraft and become lesbians". :eyes:

[corarose]

17. Tinky Winky is gay because he carries a purse and he wears purple

How dumb was that comment?

[Love Bug]

24. You forgot about his triangle antenna!

That's a SURE sign Tinky-Winky is gay!

[CBHagman]

18. Was it Dan Quayle who said Yasser Arafat had never been elected?

I seem to recall he made such a comment. Do these guys even read the newspaper?

[trof]

19. Oh yeah, "Who would want to go to Washington?"

While in USAF pilot training (in Oklahoma) we get to take a class trip. A transport aircraft will be at our disposal for a long week end. It should be somewhere that has something to do with military aviation, a museum, air force base,etc. Washington, D.C. is on the approved list for the Smithsonian, Andrews AFB, the Pentagon, among others. We also figure the D.C. is probably the most swinging city on the list. Plenty of nightlife.

The vote is ALMOST unanimous, except for one farm boy from Kansas.
"Why the hell do y'all want to go way up there?"
"What are you talking about? Way up where?"
"Way up there to Washington. What is there to do up there?"
"Ed, we're talking about WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. The nation's capitol. It's on the east coast. By Virginia."
"Oh...yeah?"
This 22 year old college graduate thought the capitol was in Washington state.
:eyes:

[beyurslf]

31. Well ya know we Kansasans...

they don't even teach evolution and wanted to ban sex ed... in college.

[MrMonk]

20. "The reason the health care system is so bad

is because Hitlery's plan screwed everything up."

Very powerful plan, considering it was never put into effect.

[Bill McBlueState]

21. "Tiger Woods is ok because he doesn't act black"

My wife's friends were complaining about black athletes, but they gave Tiger Woods an exemption from their tirade because he doesn't act black. Hell, I expect my old great-aunt to say things like that (she does all the time), but these guys are in their 20's -- you'd think they'd know better. Just goes to show that racism isn't the "solved problem" lots of people think it is.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

22. "Democrats should just shut up and do whatever the Republicans say..."

"...and everything will be fine. All the Democrats want to do is start wars in Congress! They should just do what we say!"

Former idiot co-worker said that. I had no response, becuase I didn't think anyone could be that stupid.

[toddzilla]

23. this one takes the cake..

i posted a link on another board about how to fix many of the world's problems such as food shortages, potable water issues, etc...

this person actually typed in this reply--

"take away their world hunger and they will just make nukes"


i doubt i'll ever forget that level of stupidity.

[skypilot]

35. "...they will just make nukes."

I love how these morons just seem to "know" these things.

[no_hypocrisy]

25. "Hillary is a lesbian because she has a separate bedroom in the White

House," according to my sister.

My mother responded, "Your parents reside in separate bedrooms. What are you getting at?"

Geez.

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Axel Rose: "Gays should just go back to wherever they came from."

To which one wag responded: "Where would that be? Homoslavia?"

[skypilot]

32. I'll take Manhattan.

[skypilot]

28. Overheard in a restaurant

"He's 25 years old and he doesn't even own a CAR!!"

Oh, the horror!!

[ronnykmarshall]

29. GASP!!

I didn't own a car from the time I was 25 to 38. This was when I lived in SF. My ex-boyfriend piped up one time that I "need to start acting like an adult" and buy a fucking car. I reminded him of that remark whenever he couldn't find parking in the city.

[skypilot]

34. Did he suddenly become your EX-boyfriend...

...while searching for a parking space?:evilgrin:

[slackmaster]

30. Reminds me of something I overheard neighbor woman saying

To her husband:

"You want to buy a Ferrari, and we don't even own a house!"

:eyes:

[Ellen Forradalom]

41. I didn't even have a driver's license until I was 34!

So there!

[dwckabal]

36. "Democrats are anti-job."

Swear, my dad said that! I told him that was absolutly the most stupid thing I've ever heard anyone say.

[skypilot]

39. Well it's a well known fact that...

...we don't want to work. We just want to get as much welfare as the state will allow us, and our multiple crack babies, to collect. A job? Phhh...

[eileen_d]

37. "I trust the President's judgment in this matter."

My old boss on the Iraq war.

[eileen_d]

38. Oh, I just remembered another one

This was also in work context - freeper receptionist saying "That's not an American name" about a last name that was Hispanic. Thank Goddess I don't work in that shithole anymore.