Tell us five random facts about Magic rat!

[HEyHEY]

1: Once dated Leona Helmesly
2: Won world championship of poker twice under pseudonym "Johnny Chan"
3: Doesn't have a driver's license but he's 45
4: Loves Brocolli!
5: Currently runs "the best little whorehouse in Texas"

[FDRrocks]

1. Okay

1. He's Magic
2. He's a Rat
3. He's a Magic Rat
4. He is a rodent.
5. He has black hair.

[TXlib]

2. Mine

1) He invented the internet.
2) He runs a 4:30 mile.
3) He can compose orchestral music in his head.
4) His second toe is longer than his big toe.
5) His cholesterol level is 167.

[HEyHEY]

3. a 4:30 nile and 167 cholestrol

WOw!

[trof]

4. Is that upstream, downstream,

or across?
;-)

[VelmaD]

5. More Magic Rat facts

1. He is the illegitimate love child of Iggy Pop and David Bowie.

2. He still owes me a nice dinner and moonlight stroll on the beach for passing 4000 posts.

3. He thinks Sigfried is a hottie but can't stand Roy.

4. He picks his nose and wipes it under his chair.

5. When he grows up he wants to be a cowboy and an astronaut.

[meegbear]

6. OK ...

1. Secretly dated both Angie and David Bowie
2. Makes a mean fondue
3. Thinks Rickie Lake is "all that"
4. Laughed at the end of Ol' Yeller
5. Still refuses to discuss the Thong Incident

[mmm]

7. 1. Award-Winning Journalist!

2. Wants to marry a dinosaur
3. Hates insects so much he eats them!
4. Is an all-star wrestler
5. Hates Chinese but loves 'Thigh' Cuisine

[trof]

8. I wasn't gonna, but

it's SO rare to have a chance like this.
1. Wears white shoes AFTER Labor day.
2. Never had "pot likker".
3. Knows all the words to The Mickey Mouse Club theme.
4. Plays the swinette.
5. Collects Celebrity Sweater Fuzz.

Now you know.

[nannygoat]

9. I'll play!

MagicRat:
Dated a blonde republican.
Complained that women pass gas worse than men.
Wrote a great post with emoticons.
Was the #1 poster of sex threads.
Is the #1 poster of polls!

[Pax Hayden]

10. Five random Magic Rat facts

1) He is a mammal.

2) The initials for Magic Rat are "M.R." So that's MR Rat to you!

3) Co-stared with Troy McLure in the adult movie: "Polling Ms. Daisy."

4) Farts a lot after eating broccoli.

5) Has a lot of time on his hands.

[Zero Gravitas]

11. OK

1) He's an Award Winning Question Asker
2) He can leap tall buildings in a single bound
3) Is an expert on Brussel Sprouts
4) Loves the musical "Cats"
5) Lives in HEyHEy's basement.

[HEyHEY]

12. WOn't pay his share of the phone bill either

:-)

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Oh that RAT!

1. Currently unemployed

2. Went to the doctor last week with a issue about his ..... member. It turned orange.

3. Likes to watch porn videos and eat cheetos (at the same time)

4. Doctor still can't figure out the orange wee-wee problem.

5. Has an HMO.