Holy Homonyms, Batman!

[trof]

I'll meet you at the meat market where I'm sure the meat meted out will meet with your expectations.

Your turn.

[soothsayer]

1. let's see

Bruce, Stephen, William (and for gals, Alex, Leslie)

Oh, sorry---misunderstood.

How about "When Santa Claus got his claws into his contract's hidden clause, his lawyer got coal in his stocking."

Ok,lame. How about

"When the horde found there was no hoard of WMDs, they knew they had been whored."

[trof]

2. I like 'em both, but especially the last one.

[soothsayer]

3. thenk yew! will try to do another that would fit on DU (3 more, sorry)

"When I finally scaled the peak and took a peek around, the ruined environment---courtesy of bushco---gave me a fit of pique."

Or better:
"It should take precedence that our future presidents don't set the kind of precedents (like the * doctrine) that dumbass * has."

or mebbe
"Can a Sioux sue a sou chef if she gets food poisoning from a restaurant at a casino on tribal lands?"