Dickie wants a CAPTION!

[Fenris]

"Please, Ladies and Gentlemen, remain seated. You will all have a chance to be gouged by a Halliburton subsidiary. But one at a time, please!"

[eileen_d]

1. Everybody! Throw your hands in the air

and wave'em like you just don't care about how morally bankrupt I am...

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Don't make the cuffs too tight!

[Joe_VB]

3. ..

.....HEY!...HEY!...Don't harsh my buzz....

[eileen_d]

4. Hi Joe_VB! Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[Joe_VB]

6. Thanks Eileen...I'm happy to be here

[bushisanidiot]

5. "I Give Up! I Can't Take Another 4 Years With This Dumbass. Let me out!"

"so I can cash in on my Halliburton stock!"

[cosmicdot]

7. How does one caption mumbling or talking from the side of his mouth?

Dick: we're going to give the money back, and the media will parade it through, and everyone will, then, think we're upright and stuff ... stop panicking ... next question ...

[Catshrink]

8. God he's an ugly bastard!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. And this is how I separate my government work from my

Haliburton work. See, this hand over here is my governing hand, and that hand over there is the Halliburton hand.
Any questions?

[Raenelle]

10. 7 times this many--that's how many birds I killed.

Hey, what do you expect? You think I'm capable of an erection? Puleeeezze. So, I have to do something to feel alive, to feel my power and masculinity.

I kill, therefore I am. Dickartes Cheney.

[Blade]

11. "This is how my hands will be raised...

when the FBI/CIA comes to arrest me after my term as VP."