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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 04:32 PM
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I need help!!!! Why does Santa keep peeing in my bed????
I've chased that jolly old elf out of my house three time this month! Can't he just put me on the naughty list and be done with it?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 04:33 PM
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1. He hates the cookies you leave out for him.
Plus, all that spiked eggnog has to go SOMEWHERE.
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velocity Donating Member (144 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 04:35 PM
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2. Maybe it was the spiked eggnog
from the next door neighbors. :)
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 04:41 PM
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3. ...and his bladder it shook, like a bowl-full of jelly
Happy X-mas!

You know, in China, Santa's urine is considered an aphrodisiac.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 05:09 PM
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4. Santa Needs Cookies And Milk
Not Brauts and beer.
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