Chimpy's "Twelve Days of Christmas"

[grannylib]

On the first day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the second day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the third day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the fourth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the fifth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the sixth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the seventh day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the eighth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


On the ninth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the tenth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Eleven lobbyists leaping, Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
12 Liars Lying, Eleven lobbyists leaping, Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


Alternates for the first day:
And a tax cut for the wealthy
OR:
And a large dose of hypocrisy

just my feeble attempt at humor for the day

[terrya]

1. Wonderful, grannylib!

This is perfect.

Thank you for my smile of the day! :-)

[Supormom]

2. I guess I know what I'll be singing this holiday season!

Thanks. :yourock:

[flamingyouth]

3. Heh heh, I love it!

Do you remember the Reagan carols from Bloom County? This ranks right up there with those in my book! Thanks! :hi:

[proud patriot]

4. This is game we used to play when I was a kid

except we used party Methods :-)

Great post grannylib ...made me smile .

[gonefishing]

5. That's going on my office wall!

That was awesome.

[Faygo Kid]

6. Congrats! Lifted my spirits

A wonderful contribution. And exactly right on. Thanks!

[grannylib]

7. Thank you very much...glad you enjoyed it!