If only muscians writers activists and artists could hold office

[corporatewhore]

If only muscians writers activists and artists could hold office who would you vote for and what positions
President Jello Biafra
Vice President johnny cash
Department of Agriculture Willie Nelson
Sec of sate Noam Chomsky
homeland security George Orwell
Department of Education Public Enemy
Sec of Defense Kurt Vonnegut
Press Sec Amy Goodman
Head of EPA Starhawk
Attorney General
Department of Peace Charlie Chaplin
(jello ran for president in 2000 but dropped out some of his platform was# _ Sentence slum lords to live in their own buildings.
# _ Sentence polluters to inhale and swim in the mess they’ve made until they clean it up. Sentence Savings and Loan sharks and white collar gangstas from our recent bank deregulation to pay back all the money they steal, just like if they held up a 7-11.
# _ Sentence arms dealers and manufacturers to pay for rebuilding all the places destroyed by the by the wars they help start
# Fight gentrification by allowing those under siege to spray whipped cream on those who flaunt their upwardly mobile invader status until the interlopers leave town. )

see jello

[corporatewhore]

1. jello knows best

[GOPisEvil]

2. Death doesn't disqualify?

:shrug:

[corporatewhore]

4. nope

[mitchum]

3. Wouldn't it be Department of Piece Charlie Chaplin?

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