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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 10:48 PM
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DU Storytime: The Halliburton Chronicles!!
Hey everyone, been some time since we did one of these!

Here's how it goes:

I start the story with one line, and the next DUer writes the next line, but it MUST fit in the subject heading, so that opening the thread gives some semblance of a story.

And now...

The Halliburton Chronicles


Once up on a time, there was a sleazy Vice-President...
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:04 PM
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1. Who had a problem separating public policy from private profits.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:38 PM
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2. He had 61 million reasons to be greedy as he could be.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=108&topic_id=100568

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:39 PM
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3. so he put his stinky finger to his snarling lip
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:53 PM
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4. and muttered to himself, Let them eat Yellowcake...ungrateful peasants.
The End.

:scared: Read me some other story unka Zombywoof, i don't like that one!

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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:54 PM
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5. and said "I did not have financial relations with that Company!!
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-03 12:00 AM
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7. But the people found out he DID have sexual relations with that company
so Hailiburton could overcharg the American People to fuck us too!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 11:55 PM
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6. And the winner is:
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