Now you don't have to leave DU - EVER!

[alwynsw]

Here's the solution to those pesky potty breaks that cause you to lose arguments in those special threads.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003570824,00.gif

[Lisa0825]

1. That doesn't look like it would work for me.... :-[

[alwynsw]

6. Sure it would!

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

[Lisa0825]

15. Who knew???? LMFAO!!!!! :-D

[Bozita]

2. Post this in GD... Really needed there.

[alwynsw]

4. ROFLMAO

[Booberdawg]

3. Would be hard to take a dump in that.

[Rick Myers]

5. Fine for guy geeks...

But looks like it could need an adapter for gurls!

I have to get up anyway every so often and have a smoke... Don't do that inside anymore...

[alwynsw]

7. See post above

...and do what I did. Start chomping cigars - but only smoke them outside

[Rick Myers]

10. Love a good cigar...

That website is a SCREAM!!!

[alwynsw]

13. It's done by a Canadian RN.

and with the snowfall in parts of Canada, I can see why squatting isn't an option.

[alwynsw]

14. C'mon over. I got a good macanudo going now

(Don't tell my wif. She's out of town.)

Did I mention a nice scotch on the side? Single malt of course!

[drfemoe]

8. from the topic

I thought you were going to give tips on how NOT to get banned at DU
:+

[alwynsw]

9. How to avoid being banned?

Don't post -but where's the fun in that?

[Deja Q]

11. LOL!

Be sure to empty it often.

And it's not a sex toy either, so aren't you glad they've disallowed that topic? :evilgrin:

[alwynsw]

12. Yup.

But I do miss Lady Freedom's posts.