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Mark E. Smith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:19 AM
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Bad Rush Limbaugh Viagra Jokes Here Please
Q) Did you hear what happened to Rush Limbaugh after he took illegally obtained Viagra?

A) He had a stroke.


Q) Knowing all the risks, why did Rush Limbaugh take Viagra without a prescription?

A) He wanted to do hard time.
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corksean Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:37 AM
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1. If Rush does time for this will it make him a hardened criminal? n/t
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:25 AM
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5. No, the judge will probably just give him a stiff fine.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Mark E. Smith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:36 AM
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6. What happened when Rush took Viagra after smoking pot?
He felt a little stiff in the joints.
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outofbounds Donating Member (578 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 07:04 AM
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2. WithTalent on loan from Viagra
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corksean Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:12 AM
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3. Customs officials at the airport first became suspicious
when it took three hours for Limpballs plane to come down.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:15 AM
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4. All I could think of when I heard this was a rusty crane noise
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 08:19 AM by NewWaveChick1981
:rofl: Too bad ol' Limpballs had to leave the country to prove his "manhood". :P
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:09 AM
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7. He's working hard
to win the 2006 erections
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Mark E. Smith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:16 AM
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8. Why did the Bush admin put Viagra in America's water supply?
Rush convinced them it would help stiffen the nation's resolve in the war on terror.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:07 AM
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9. It's Morning (wood) in America.
In honor of his hero, RR.
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SeattleVet Donating Member (708 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 12:38 PM
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10. He took the Viagra, but it only made him grow taller.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 04:04 PM
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18. Ha ha ha ha!!
:spray:
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:04 PM
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11. From Bob & Tom this morning
"God is trying to send a message. He made this man impotent, and for good reason."

And they're not even liberal. The "Rush Limbaugh Rehab Diary" they played was priceless.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:50 PM
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12. Looks like Rush is gonna get off scot-free on this one
the evidence won't hold up in court...
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:53 PM
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13. Do you know how Daryn Kagan reacted to the news that..
...Rush was taking Viagra? She accused him of erection fraud.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:17 PM
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14. What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
About three inches, after Rush takes his little blue pill...
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:29 PM
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15. Is that the complete works of William F. Buckley in your pants,
or are you just glad to see me?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:48 PM
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16. i hear some radio stations are going to yank him off
the air :hide:
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:59 PM
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17. Rush deserves a very stiff sentence! nt
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 04:15 PM
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19. Why does Rush need Viagra..
... he has to have a hard-on while he's fucking the country with his show.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 04:19 PM
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20. y'all are way too hard on poor little rush
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