Favorite Line from a Comedy Movie?

[BOSSHOG]

Zuni has me in the mood for a list fest!

"THAT'S ALL I NEED." Steve Martin from one of the funniest moves ever made - THE JERK.

[Bertha Venation]

1. "You slut." Bill Murray to Dustin Hoffman, "Tootsie"

One of the funniest movies ever made.

[name not needed]

2. .................

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Whatever.
Burger Kid: Want me to super-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents. Look how much you get.
Farva: You know what I want? A liter of cola. That's French for

Farva: give me my fucking cola!

[Catch22Dem]

14. LOL - Love that movie!

[HEyHEY]

23. who wants a moustache ride!

[SmileyBoy]

41. "What we do is funny and cute. What Farva gets into..."

"...is just sad and pathetic. We get into shenanigans."

"Wee little shenanigans..." (In Irish accent)

"I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol-whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans'."

"Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you really like that makes those great ribs, and has all that crazy shit on the walls?"

"What, you mean Shenanigans???"

[Cocoa]

3. "That's a big chicken"

Woody Allen in "Sleeper." :-)

[Intelsucks]

4. "Don't sell yourself short judge, you're an incredible slouch."

Chevy Chase - Caddyshack;)

[KensPen]

30. How would you like to mow my lawn......

most guys can do that entire flick.....

[terrya]

5. "I'm not a madam...I'm a conciurge!" from "The Producers"

Truly Mel Brooks' funniest movie ever.

[EmmaP]

6. Life of Brian

"You can't have babies."
"Don't you oppress me."
"I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"

[NightTrain]

7. "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room."

From my all-time favorite movie, Stanley Kubrick's DR. STRANGELOVE (1964). Not so much straight-ahead comedy as satire, but I figured it would still qualify.

[DuctapeFatwa]

8. "Since my car, um, doesn't exist, can we take yours?"

Tim Meadows in "The Ladies Man"

[BOSSHOG]

9. "Frau Bluchener"

From Young Franken-Steen.

[EmmaP]

10. And...

"No tongues"
Also from Young Frankenstein

[Skittles]

11. "You can't.....dust for vomit"

Nigel Tufnel in This is Spinal Tap.

[fairfaxvadem]

12. "Zig Zag Sheldon, Zig Zag!!"

From the Original "In-Laws". Cracks me up every time...

Runner up: Just about anything out of Bill Murray's mouth in the Ghostbuster films. "Yeah, I know Bass Masters".

[terrya]

15. The b/f and I were talking about that the other day!

The "Zig Zag" line.

I loved the original "In Laws". Hilarious.

Did NOT like the remake.

[fairfaxvadem]

16. i figured as much.

there is something about the comedies of the 70s that cannot be re-created.

[BOSSHOG]

13. "I was born to love you -

I was born to lick your face" - "TIE" from Caddy Shack

"And after you play golf on it, you can roll it up and smoke it." - CARL

[proud patriot]

17. "It could be worse .....It could be raining"

Young Frakenstein

[thom1102]

18. "Look, there's the king"

"How do you know he's a king, then"
"He hasn't got Shit all over 'im"

[AndyP]

19. super trooper

"The snaazberries taste like snaazzberries"

[BOSSHOG]

20. "I don't know what scruples are -

but I know if you got em you stole em from somebody else." Sweet Little Addie Pray talking to her "Daddy" in Paper Moon.

Let ole Trixie and her two bigs ones sit up front.

I tried to push her out a window in Little Rock Once.

[Catch22Dem]

21. So many :)

"It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive." - The Whole Nine Yards

"I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins." - Notting Hill

"No, now go away before I taunt you a second time." - Holy Grail

"You're stewed, buttwad!" - Weird Science

Then there's the greatest comedy of all time:
"That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!" - M*A*S*H

"Steak would be even better. Then, find me one nurse who can work in close without getting her tits in my way." - M*A*S*H

Frank Burns: "I don't drink."
Hawkeye Pierce: "Jesus Christ, I think he means it!"
- M*A*S*H

[BigDaddyLove]

22. "A Family is like a gun,........................

point it in the wrong direction and someone could get killed".


From 'Trust'.

[HEyHEY]

24. Bill Murray - Rushmore

"Take aim at the rich kids, get them in the crosshairs...and take them down. There's one thing they can't buy....backbone"

[Deja Q]

25. Most lines in "What;'s Up, Tiger Lily?"

The movie dialogue track, not the TV track.

[SEAburb]

29. Damn that is a funny film //nt

<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>

[Catshrink]

26. Anything from Space Balls.

I don't know why -- it's such a goofy movie.

My favorite: What's that coming out her nose?
Space balls? Oh shit, there goes the planet!

[HamstersFromHell]

27. "I'm not dead yet!"

classic.

[HEyHEY]

31. "Look you're not fooling anyone!"

[ldoolin]

28. "Hey what's going on?"

"Aw, those bums won their court case so they're marching."

"What bums?"

"The f*in Nazi party."

(sigh) "Illinois Nazis."

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"Perpen Fuhrer? Perpen Fuhrer, get that car's license plate number. We're gonna kill that son of a bitch."

[Kat45]

32. It's twue, it's twue"

Madeline Kahn in "Blazing Saddles"

[Kat45]

33. A spanking, a spanking...and then the oral sex

And probably plenty more from Python

[OneBlueSky]

34. "Lemme just whip this thing out" . . .

Blazing Saddles . . . :)

[VT70]

35. Hmm

I have a favorite scene from a comedy movie, a few lines by Steve Martin from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. :)

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal Page(Steve Martin): And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal Page(Steve Martin): I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal Page(Steve Martin): Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!


:D

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

36. "Well, It Was Some Kind Of Juice"

In Woody Allen's movie "Take The Money And Run", individuals are interviewed by a reporter describing how Woody came to a life of crime and one man begins digressing for about 5 minutes, taking his digressions to ridiculous lengths, finally arguing with himself over what kind of juice he had that morning. He concludes his comment on Woody by saying "Well, it was some kind of juice".

[Sticky]

37. Don't Call Me Shirley

....just looking at Leslie Neilson makes me laugh.

[terrya]

39. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

Oh, my. "Airplane!" I laugh every single time I see that movie! :-)

[citizen snips]

38. "Say ello to my little friend".

"Say ello to my little friend"(Scarface). This may not be from a comedy movie but who does not love Scarface.

[stanwyck]

40. "Is this your homework, Larry?"

There's something about The Big Lebowski that just strikes a chord with me. And then there's "Do they blowup into funny shapes? Is round funny?" and many more from "Raising Arizona". Funny movie.

[Eroshan]

42. "Badges? We don need no stinkin badges."

Blazing Saddles.