Are/Were you a crappy kisser? Did you get directions?

[HEyHEY]

I kissed about four girls unknowingly that I was a crappy kisser, number five came along and wouldn't stop giving directions. Oh well, it was a good thing...but those first four think I'm some kinda crappy kisser for life now!

[trof]

1. I am, and always have been,

an AWESOME kisser.
You could ask around.
;-)

[HEyHEY]

2. hmhmm I bet I could....

You Male Hussy!

[tigereye]

3. more of an clueless kisser

when a teen. My response to my Girl Scout pals when I was first kissed at a dance, "But with the tongue?!" How embarrassing to be that naive. But have to say that kissing ( or necking as we called it) was a lot more fun in the old days when there was less expectation that sex was sure to follow. Now I sound like an old fogie! Oh well.

[velocity]

4. Not saying much from Alabama....

You probably still have most of your teeth.

:evilgrin:

[trof]

18. not all

but still a majority
;-)

[JohnKleeb]

5. ahem

:(

[HEyHEY]

6. hey man I ain't gonna help you on this

Ask one of the girl DUers

[JohnKleeb]

7. I am not asking for a kiss

I am aheming you for doing this. You know how sensitive I get. Where are the ladies today anyhow :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

8. who knows?

Out with guys that are cool I guess :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

9. sigh

its ok

[HEyHEY]

12. yeah we'll watch the game and make fun of our loser buddies

that are "whipped" by their GFs

[JohnKleeb]

13. sigh

:beer:

[VelmaD]

15. Baking xmas cookies...

Sorry. Not a lot of free time today to coach you on the finer points of snogging. You'll just have to muddle through without me.

[JohnKleeb]

26. hi velma

:hi: Its ok

[sleipnir]

10. "They've outlawed kissing? Damn, I was a good kisser."

Thanks Sly...

[prolesunited]

11. You know a kissing thread

is bound to lead to a sex thread. :spank:

BTW, no complaints, many compliments and no one has felt the need to give me directions. :-)

[mr_hat]

14. It's all in the lip of the kissee.

[Tredge]

16. I French kiss

I know everyone's doing it, but my mom says I'm the best.

[Booberdawg]

24. Take it to a porn site

[Blade]

17. The first time I kissed...

it was with an experienced chick. She gave me pointers. Never had problems since. :) :evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

19. I was always a great kisser and ....................

I always kissed guys who were great kisser, until.......some guy named Bif or something who was the absolutely incredibly hot guy building a fence next door with his shirt off and flirting with me for weeks finally kissed me and I thought he was going to bite my face off.... yikes!

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[SpiralHawk]

25. Blech

give me good old lipOlingus,

or, the little kink we Hawk folk are into, beakOlingus

It's totally unbeakable !

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[Tredge]

23. Would that be the "business end?"

n/t

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