Orwellian Xmas carols

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In the spirit of the season...bwahahah...

Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland
John AshKKKrofts Orwellian Xmas Carols featuring "The Twelve Days of Facism"

Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland

Microchips in my boxers
Cops searching my lockers
We’re holdin’ hands
‘Neath the spy cams
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

Gone away are our old rights
Here to stay is the Fourth Reich
There’s tanks and Humvees
Along Maple Street
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

In the meadow we can build a roadblock
And pretend we’re looking for Saddam
He’ll say, “Can I please pass?”
We’ll say “No, man!”
“Take one more step and we will gun you down!”

My phone rings, Ashcroft’s listenin’
To make sure I’m a Christian
Because if I sin
The terrorists win
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

In the meadow we can build Camp X-ray
And execute dissenters every day.
They’ll ask for a lawyer
We’ll say, “No way!”
“The Bill of Rights was cancelled yesterday!’

Isn’t goose-stepping thrillin’
Uniforms on our children
Our jackboots look grand
They match our armbands
Walkin’ in a Neo-con Homeland.

[number6]

1. thats funny..

..in a dark humor way :smoke: :-)

[arcane1]

2. LOL!!!

Classic!

:evilgrin:


passing this one round!

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3. Thank-you

Holiday shopping today - malls seem to bring out the dark side :-)
Carol