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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 03:22 PM
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This is cool! Enjoy!
I got this in a shared email, and thought people could use the humor.


You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it would be male, didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 03:44 PM
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1. Funny....and true!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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