Aahhhhgh...We'll All Be Killed!!..Mothra is attacking the city!!!!!!!!!

[farmbo]

Guns, tanks, bombs...Nothing can stop him!!!

Widespread panic seizes all DU boards! DU'ers flee into the streets!

:crazy:

Geeze. Have you EVER seen such a spate of 'abandon all hope' posts on DU?

Threads like "It's Over"... "We're doomed"... We're toast"

Listen Boys and Girls...Bush is still beatable. To paraphrase the pResident himself: His future is still ahead of him.

Everyone take a deep breath!

Peace!

I'm watchin' football!

[FDRrocks]

1. Really premature...

Imagine if Usama is the October surprise. I'll be able to hear the sound of heads blowing up from over here.

[mr_hat]

2. CALM DOWN PEOPLE!!! >

Mothra's strings show, for godssake.

[farmbo]

4. And Godzilla's still in hiding...He's the real danger!!

EOM

[cosmicdot]

9. And Cheney's still in hiding ... He IS the real danger!

it's going to be hell between now and November ... and, I pray that, come November, we can at least gain the White House ...

[LizW]

3. LOL! and not only that, the boards are slow

as all get-out.

I'm out of here for a few hours. Peace, all.

[MinnFats]

5. Only Gojirra can save us now!

Gojirra for President!


(Gojirra being, roughly, the original phonetic pronounciation in Japanese of the giant dinosaur who destroyed Tokyo but turned out to be a good guy. Sort of.)

[Touchdown]

6. Where's our kid with the giant robot to protect us?

"Giant Robot.....ATTACK!"

[Kool Kitty]

7. Actually, I think we need Gamera.

[Supply Side Jesus]

12. ah gamera

he is made of turtle meat...and really neat.

[farmbo]

8. Sorry he traded it for a GWB "Flightsuit Action Figure"...

...which, when wound up, changes the subject and starts a war on the other side of the planet.

[farmbo]

10. To the Moderators: It's a fair cop.

I probably should have started this in the Lounge, but couldn't resist hitting the panic button in GD.

[alwynsw]

11. Seriously

Just what does a Mothra property insurance rider cost in Tokyo? How can they afford the rates? Can you get umbrella coverage for Rodan, Godzilla, etc.? Is there a multi-monster discount?