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1. During Prohibition, my grandfather's family made and ran illegal booze from a farm in Bolton, Connecticut (about 15 miles east of Hartford). They used a Model T Ford with the rumble seat removed and replaced with a huge tank for holding the liquid cargo. With all the money they made, my relatives contributed greatly to their community and became a respected and prominent local family. To this day, there is a road in Bolton that bears my surname.
2. Neither my grandfather, my father, nor I completed our respective military enlistments.
3. In 1983, I wore a button with Ronald Reagan's face and the caption, "1984: END OF AN ERROR." Needless to say, the button was not exactly prophetic....
4. At age five, I leaned too far forward while looking over a cliff. If my father hadn't grabbed my arm and pulled me back, I wouldn't be alive to type these words.
5. Because of the above-mentioned incident, I still have a severe case of acrophobia. Something as mundane as climbing a ladder causes my knees to shake uncontrollably.
6. I lost my virginity at 17, to a woman two years my senior that I met while standing in line at the movies. After that one night, I never saw her again.
7. Although I took Driver's Ed in high school, I didn't get my license until I was 21.
8. Until the 1988 presidential election, I considered myself a conservative. People who didn't know me back then find that extremely hard to believe, but it's the truth, baby!
9. I bought my first record when I was twelve years old. Twenty-five years later, I own about 1,200 LPs, 2,000 45s, and at least 1,500 CDs. And I had even more records before my two big vinyl purges in 1991 and '95!
10. I can't recall ever having said "I love you" to my late mother, a fact that haunts me to this day.
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