Breaking: News about Zidane

[Maestro]

It really wasn't about him being an ass and losing his good sportsmanlike conduct. He was simply trying to save the poor chap. Take a look here at this completely raw and NOT shopped video.

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

:rofl:

[Ptah]

2. Bravo, Maestro. Bravo.

[Maestro]

4. That wasn't me.

I found it at a French website. I didn't save it so I don't know whom to credit, but at any rate, I just recognized the genius.

[Ptah]

5. Well, I appreciate the fact that you shared it.

:bounce:

Thanks.

[WCGreen]

7. You went to a french website.....

Hello, homeland security..

We have us a Francophile...

You mean one of them boys that likes little kids....

No, you dolt, they like the French....

Me, I like the Blue Cheese, although that Rassberry Vinagarette is real good.....

Doooo, I give up.....

[KitchenWitch]

8. I am partial to the Thousand Island myself!

[WCGreen]

9. Nothin' better.....

I use to get that on my salad and think I was eatin' healthy.....

[Maestro]

10. Be quiet!

I also have been known to frequent Mexican and Spanish sites as well. Of course to make Homeland Security and Agent Mike feel better, I also go here to this wonderfully informattive site on Iraq. I'm sure all the info here is unbiased and true.

[WCGreen]

12. Oh so you like that spicey food....

What, pray tell, is wrong with American Food...

Not that I don't like a little Mexican now and then....

You know that Taco Bell, they got them some real good international dishes there....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. I am sure that you can do better.......

than Taco Bell..........

I know you're kidding!

:hi:

[WCGreen]

19. I hear Chiplote is really good....

[KitchenWitch]

17. And Sbarro has great Italian cuisine!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

20. Mucho Grande.....

[Mutley]

3. Ha!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Oh, thank you, my dear Maestro!

What a miraculous save this was!


:rofl:

[Maestro]

13. It clearly was.

I don't know why Zidane is being raked over the coals. The headbutt was obviously the fastest way to get him on the ground and out of the line of fire. Now, how did Zidane know about the assassin kitty? :tinfoilhat:

[The Wielding Truth]

23. No, it's Terrorist Kitty.Osama Bin Litter.* administration in hot pursuit.

They said that Clinton is responsible for blatantly permitting the German 2000 spaying law to expire. Thus Kitty's great great great great great great grandmother was born and OBL existence could not be contained. Voila!

Thanks to the * administration for avoiding another horrible and devious AlQuaida attack by instilling the intense hatred of others in our hero,Zidane.
Thank you, Maestro for getting this out.



Gee,I could write for FReeper-ville or Rumsfeld.

[Maestro]

24. Wow, and for a second I thought

you were a freeper. ;)

[The Wielding Truth]

25. Oh this is funny, Bad to the bone is playing and I'm looking at

your little stick guy and he's dancing.
Why does that sound so porno??:dilemma: :rofl:

[Duncan Grant]

11. LMAO!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Flea Harvey Oswald!

He DID act alone!!!

[Maestro]

15. Or did he?

How did Zidane know about the assassin kitty? :tinfoilhat:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Wasn't he with MI-5?

:shrug:

[Maestro]

22. Probably I think I remember

seeing hi......oh crap I think I just compromised myself. Gotta go. :scared:

[Ptah]

26. Agent Mike

This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American
organization. Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys
in the FBI.

Well, wait a minute. It's hard to be an FBI man. I mean, first
of all, being an FBI man, you have to be over 40 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years with the
organization to be that much of a bastard. It's true. You just
can't join, you know. It needs an atmosphere where your
natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a
meaningful shape in today's complex society.

But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the FBI. I
mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. I mean, they have
to follow people around, you know. That's part of their job.
Follow me around.

I'm out on the highway and I'm drivin' down the road and I
run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They
gotta pull over too - make believe that they ran out, you
know.

I go to get some gasoline. They have to figure out whether
they should stick with the car or follow me. Suppose I don't
come back and they're stayin' with the car.

Or if I fly on the airplanes, I could fly half fare because I'm 12
to 22. And they gotta pay the full fare. But the thing is that
when you pay the full fare, you have to get on the airplane
first, so that they know how many seats are left over for the
half fare kids. Right? And sometimes there aren't any seats
left over, and sometimes there are, but that doesn't mean that
you have to go.

[WCGreen]

21. Now that....

Is really funny.....