Dirty little secret about Canada

[HEyHEY]

We've emassed 90 per cent of our population along the border and are preparing for a full scale invasion of the USA.

Bwahahaa!

[MrScorpio]

1. Make sure to bring some Molson's with you

You can't have a party without beer.

[HEyHEY]

2. Molson?

I thought you said you wanted beer.

I'll bring some Sleeman's honey to throw off my tank at the waving crowds.

[MrScorpio]

6. Bring it on

or, Just bring it.

Take yer pick

[Chief]

13. Molson's

Hey, compared to most of the stuff mass-marketed in the USA, Molson's IS beer!

Joke:
The Brewmasters of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness went to lunch together. The waitress asked each what they would like to drink.

The Brewmaster of Bud said "I'll have a Michelob Golden Draft".

The Brewmaster of Miller said "I"ll have a Miller Genuine Draft".

The Brewmaster of Guinness said "Water for me, Miss".

The waitress asked the Guinness Brewmaster "But sir, both of the other gentleman are having their company's product. We do have Guiness in our cooler."

The Brewmaster of Guinness said "Well, the others weren't having beer, so I didn't think that I should, either."

[baldguy]

28. Remember, a bad Canadian beer is better than a good American beer.

[Shadder]

3. Please hurry

Things are getting worse down here by the hour

[TXvote]

4. No amnesty for draft dodgers

is a recent thing I heard Canada agree to at BiffCo's request. Seems kinda funny since we have no plans for a draft (suuuuure). Darn all the kids I know have been studying French and looking forward to some Canada kind bud

[Bronco69]

5. I'll make sure to throw you some roses, and I know

the children will be giving you candy. I'll even give you directions to where you can find our dictator. Is there a reward?

[HEyHEY]

7. Yup!

A free toque!

[Bunny]

8. Toque? We don't need no stinking toques!

BBBWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. I can give you a toque

that I crocheted out of plastic bags.

[nuxvomica]

9. It's true. I hacked this picture off of a Canadian spy satellite

The red stuff is Canadians.

[MrScorpio]

10. I'm from Detroit

Where Canada is "South of the Border"

Canada is the place to party

[papau]

12. It is a bit more interesting - I believe the 90% really are within 50 m of

USA border.

54'40 or fight would have left near zero population behind in the area above 54' 40. Those folks in the mid 1800's were right on target!

Quebec City - is that above 54' 40? If not, it is still one hell of a long drive.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

22. "54'40" wouldn't affect Quebec City.

54 degrees, 40 minutes is the latitude of the southern end of the Alaskan Panhandle. The coastline between that and 49 degrees (the BC/Washington border) is controlled by Canada; you guys have the rest.

"54'40 or fight" was a rallying cry to seize total control of North America's west coast. QC is way at the other end of the country.

[papau]

23. You mean we did not want the Maritimes - ? - Those folks were

shortsighted! Besides Quebec City is just below 47' - so it belongs to the US! I'll tell Bush about your attitude and the need for pre-emptive action!

:-)

[mobuto]

27. New Brunswick

There were many in the first 2/3 of the nineteenth century who advocated the annexation of New Brunswick. Oddly, that prospect has reemerged with the threat of Quebec secession.

[TrogL]

34. They forgot Florida

[NightTrain]

11. Whaddaya gonna do? Force your healthcare system and low crime rate on us?

In that case, I say: invade, invade, invade!

[terrya]

14. You bastards are going to try to legalize marijuana use on us, right?? :-)

You Canadians and your relaxed drug laws! Heathens!! :-)

[Nay]

15. I surrender immediately. In fact, as a Canadian-American, I offer

to be a spy for your cause in order for the invasion to be successful.

[Drifter]

16. Knock it off pronto ...

or we level Toronto.

Cheers
Drifter

[HEyHEY]

17. Go for it

5 million less Leaf fans. ;-)

[kalian]

18. Schweeet!

The American resistance will welcome the support! :toast:

[carpetbagger]

19. With Tim Hortons?

Pretty please?

[Swede]

20. Don't forget we have a tank.

Maybe a submarine too.

[Hand]

32. Not for long...

Latest news is that Canada's scrapping the old Leopard tanks and buying... wait for it... Strykers to replace them.

Those goddam submarines we bought from Britain are floating coffins (well, they don't float very well). I used to drive by one of them up on blocks in the shipyard here for months. Seems there was a big dent in the hull. Now they've built a big enclosure around it.

They say that the subs are for fisheries enforcement and anti-drug smuggling use... I say :wtf:

[La_Serpiente]

21. We all know it is a part of the homosexual agenda

YOU'RE GOING TO INVADE US WITH HOMOSEXUALS YOU GODLESS PEOPLE!!!!!! :evilgrin: /sarcasm off

[SOteric]

24. Bring beer.

[Padraig18]

25. Don't forget some Nova Scotia salmon, when you invade.

I LOVE the stuff. :P

[HereSince1628]

26. Canadians,,,we fear nothing from your and your curlers...

Who can be intimidated by a people addicted to playing a sport in their socks?

[solinvictus]

29. Is it for regime change to fight international terrorism?

n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

30. Bring maple syrup

and a nice pair of authentic mukluks.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Dude...if you want this place badly enough...you can have it.

:P

[FDRrocks]

33. I knew it! I knew it!

I always suspected Canada would take over the continent and declare it the "Democratic Republic of Canadia". I must be Nostradamus reincarnated.

[TXlib]

35. Check this... Canadian invasion plans foiled

http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/canada_invasion.shtml

[smirkymonkey]

37. God Forbid!!

Healthcare for All!

[Tredge]

38. Is this some kind of joke?

The Canadian Army? Hell, on a good day the Salvation Army could take you guys!


:o :7 ;)

[Zero Gravitas]

39. Good

we need liberating from our un-elected government.