100% Saddam-Free Thread

[Zomby Woof]

Also: 100% Michael Jackson-Free Thread
100% Survivor/Reality TV-Free Thread
100% Whore Media-Free Thread

No yaks or kittens harmed in the making of this thread, and only 3 children in race-car shopping carts growled at by me. I also want to lock up the father who held me up in line today because he let his pweshus little offspring count the change being paid to the cashier, one painstakingly slow coin at a time. Hey pal, NOT THIS TIME OF YEAR, OK??? Let your little princess learn the basics of banking at home!!! :grr:

They should be seen and not heard, and not even seen.

[terrya]

1. I finished my Christmas shopping today! Yay! eom

[Don_G]

2. Oh Noooooooo!!!!!

A shopping thread!!!!!!

[Wonk]

3. How is this thread 100% free of those since you already mentioned them?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

6. I am allowed to contradict myself!

I am large, contain multitudes, and offer free gift wrapping!

(Btw, I have that great Picasso work on my living room wall, framed professionally). :thumbsup:

[Booberdawg]

4. Thank heavens for the new hidden thread feature

or this would probably be on page 2 already.

Having a bad day? :hug:

[UrbScotty]

9. Yeah cheers to the Admin and Mods! (nt)

[SOteric]

5. Trying to suck them away from their flamewars...?

Yes, there are decidedly times when parental discretion and judgement seem to fly right out the window at the expense of everyone who isn't a member of their immediate family.

Yeppers, kids gotta learn sometime, somehow. There are myriad ways, and this time of year, on a weekend, - not one of the best choices.

[Zomby Woof]

8. I am feeling a little daring

The jingoistic whorefest on TV today called the "news" has left the bitter aftertaste of misanthropy in my mouth. :evilgrin:

[angka]

7. yay!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

spongebob-squarepants!