Most Hilarious Porn Spam you've gotten?

[Colin Ex]

I get a lot of it, since one of my friends (who I am going to injure) signed me up for all sorts of stuff while he was drunk one night.

So far, my favourite is:
"You've got Male!"
The runner up (paraphrased)
"Last year, (female name)'s boobs grew. A LOT. So now she shows them to everybody! Click here!"

What are some classics you get from time to time?

-C

[sasquatch]

1. I always get beastiality spam for some reason

It's always "so n' so does horses" or some crap like that:puke:

[Colin Ex]

4. Those are surreal.

They can be pretty funny sometimes, though.

Timing is everything.

(Note -- bestiality is just creepy. I am referring to the spam, not the content.)

-C

[JohnKleeb]

2. The classics of course colin

increase your dick
increase your boobs
The Hilton video
and more timely classics

[BiggJawn]

3. "This pill make you act like sewing machine"

Now, from my experience with garage-sale sewing machines, I take that to mean I'll run 1/2 a seam and blow a nylon gear someplace...:7

That and the one that mentions 3 inches, 5 1/2 inches, and you do the freakin' math....

[Colin Ex]

6. A sewing machine, eh...?

I haven't seen that one. That's pretty quality.

_C

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. I also get the barnyard animal spam

gang bang stuff

herbal viagra

the usual...

[UrbScotty]

7. If I had a dollar for every "Buy Viagra" email I received...

...I could pay off the national debt in ten years!

"Pay off the national debt in ten years..." That sounds familiar, doesn't it?

[Moderator]

8. Locking.

This has the potential to get pretty graphic.

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