Saddam to do a Reality Show?

[Zuni]

What kind of reality show would you have Saddam doing? I see something like Showtime's 'The Family Buisness' about Porn Director Seymour Butts. Saddam could take you 'into the day to day life of a dictator'. We could see his plush palaces, watch him get reports from the Secret Police, visit torture chambers and dungeons with him, stand on the reviewing stand as his armies march by ala the Red Square Parades in Moscow.

Or perhaps we could do a survivor-like series---Saddam is on an island being tracked by a team of retired cops and bounty hunters and forced to live off the land,eat bugs and berries, sleep in trees etc.

Even better could be a "simple life' parody with Saddam, Slobodan Milosevic and Augusto Pinochet living on a farm. Oh, it would be hilarious watching these men milk cows, shovel manure and such. Perhaps Paris Hilton could do a guest spot.

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. S. Claus's Xmas Special?

http://bushspeaks.com/home.asp?did=151



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[Zuni]

2. Saddam as a mall Santa?

That would be great.

[BringEmOn]

3. "World Famous Hideyholes"

with co-host Dick Cheney.

[Zuni]

4. How about Cheney and Saddam

sharing the same 'undisclosed location'? That would make for hilarious hijinks. It will be like grumpy old men!

[BringEmOn]

5. Like Felix and Oscar in the Odd Couple

Between them, they have more money than God, but prefer to hide out in undisclosed locations.

[Cronus Protagonist]

6. Hahahaa! Good one :)

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7. Paris Hilton Vrs the three in a cage match!