How will we break the culture of sneaky French bastards on DU?

[HEyHEY]

ANyone? ;-)

[ronzo]

1. I suggest we drink all of their champaign.

That'll show 'em.

[HEyHEY]

2. Ha..there is nothing more unhappy than a sober frenchman!

good plan ;-)

[mobuto]

6. There is one thing sadder than a sober Frenchman

and that's a sober Breton.

Vive la Bretagne. Vive la Bretagne libre!

[La_Serpiente]

3. Ahhh

The French. I don't know :shrug:

[opihimoimoi]

4. Farme le boosh mon ami

[mobuto]

5. We could all get together to sing

Die Wacht am Rhein.

But how much closer is Gerhard Schroeder to George W. than is Jacques "Supermenteur" Chirac?

[dolgoruky]

7. I live close to Alsace

Home of Le Pen supporters. Tonight I will sneak over the Rhine, cross the border under cover of darkness, and piss in their wine.

Ah, the French. I love them.

[Kellanved]

8. Nagh

And Chirac is way closer to Bush than Schröder. :hi:

Not that he is not a pretty cool - for a conservative.