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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 12:57 PM
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Holy CAPTIONS, Batman.


"Look, buddy, shoot yer film and get out of there. We have a line of about 400 journalists who want to get their Peabody-winning segment shot in that hole."
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:00 PM
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1. Be vewwy vewwwy quiet....I'm hunting wabbits
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:00 PM
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2. who'd a thunk there was an actual new low
for journalists to sink to.
**All it takes is one medium sized hole and one giant dick....
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phatkatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:00 PM
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3. "Alright, we'll call it a draw"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:03 PM
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4. Survivor Outhouse begins production
I love the toilet seat in the background :scared:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:05 PM
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5. W:Hey! get off ma head.....are the terrists gone?
Looks like Iraq but it might be Nebraska.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:07 PM
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6. "OH,,,,, YES, YES, YES, Yes, that's Monica down there!"
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:11 PM
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7. how about
"Next on Saddam's Billion-Dollar Bunkers, I'll take you on a tour of what was the most secretive bunker of all. Built in the 80's, this 6 by 9 ft bunker was the final command center from which Saddam would attempt to execute his Doomsday plan. Fortunately, President Bush ordered an invasion and US soldiers found Saddam just before he could carry out his plans for global destruction. Stay tuned to Fox, fair balanced, white, and unadulterated - you won't wanna miss this."
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:13 PM
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8. Lifestyles of the Autocratic and Despotic
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 03:42 PM
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9. I'm sorry, you don't even come close resembling Saddam ... next ...
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:08 PM
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10. Sorry Bob. You're gonna have to pay for your dental checkup.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:25 PM
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11. LOL
SH gets 'captured' and already has better dental benefits than me
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:27 PM
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12. "is this China?"
topic
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:47 PM
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15. Hmm must a made a wrong turn at Albuquerque
Edited on Mon Dec-15-03 04:48 PM by underpants
LOL very funny.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:30 PM
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13. So many men tryng to get in Saddam's hole...
...and so little time.
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 04:30 PM
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14. "I'm the spider and you're the fly..."
n/t
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 05:14 PM
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16. The pole he used to get dates from the tree is down here.
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Tredge Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 05:17 PM
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17. "I knew I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque."
n/t
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Tredge Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 05:17 PM
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18. Blast! Someone beat me to it.
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