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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 02:59 PM
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I love Rush Limbaugh* and could kiss him on the mouth*.
Gee, I wonder if this will make it on the air?

*I love him when he ends the day and shuts his poisonous pie-hole for a damned second

*Provided the definition of kissing includes the use of one's toilet plunger in application to said pie-hole
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 03:13 PM
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1. I saw your hook line and thought you were on DRUGS too!
Rush won't even get to vote next time if the cops nail him, so why don't he just shut up and find himself a spidey hole? He'll be purged for being a convict by Jebbie Bushco!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 07:04 PM
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9. First person he ever voted for was Bush the Elder, so...
I really don't think losing his right to vote will bother him all that much.

Besides, do you really think Jebbie won't pardon him for being a "good American" and restore his voting rights?
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 03:14 PM
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2. Thanks for making me lose my lunch
Bad visual, Bad visual.


DDQM
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corporatewhore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 03:38 PM
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3. the image that came in my mind
almost made me lose my lunch and then another image that came to mind was from the movie dune and the baron harkonen (so fat that he has to have adevice to float around because his skeleton cant support him) being "popped" by alia
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Race4Peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 05:36 PM
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4. thanks for making me lose that gum I ate last year
I didn't:puke: I :hurts:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 05:50 PM
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5. That visual is enough to scare me straight. :-) eom
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 06:18 PM
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6. Shooooo..... n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 06:38 PM
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7. For that opening comment,
You are no longer "King of Kings". Never more shall I look upon your works and despair.

/Percy Bysshe Shelley

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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 07:06 PM
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10. Now hold on a minute!
You know you looked at the work that was Ozy's subject line and despaired.

So yes, he is still King of Kings.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 07:11 PM
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11. I only see a
"colossal wreck, boundless and bare"

(The only poem I can recite while hammered)
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if it comes from the whitehouse it must be true Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 06:56 PM
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8. "I love Rush Limbaugh* and could kiss him on the mouth*."
I think im gonna be ill!!!
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Blade Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 07:13 PM
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12. I hate Rush Limbaugh and he can..
kiss my ass.

I suppose he expects us to kiss his ass....it wouldn't be that hard. It takes up half the globe anyways.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 07:21 PM
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13. Jeff Christie all grown up
Edited on Mon Dec-15-03 07:22 PM by SoCalDem
Thanks Pastiche423:)



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