Don't ask don't tell just CAPTION

[underpants]

[La_Serpiente]

1. Now he really looks like a monkey in that picture

[underpants]

3. Yes but in a suit

:bounce:

[LuminousX]

2. Can anybody else hear that tell-tale beating heart?

[GainesT1958]

4. "It's tough being pResident...

and trying to supress a major FART at the same time!":eyes:

B-)

[bobthedrummer]

5. "I did it for you, Daddy!"

eom

[Fridays Child]

6. piffle...

...kinda looks like that's what the anal naviator is saying. (Either that or he just got that last bit of Egg McMuffin out from between his teeth and he's about to give it the old pfffffft.)

[soup]

7. There's an old tongue twister in Arkansas.

Well, I think they have it there - I know it's one in Texas - goes something like this:

"Peter Piper pecked a pick of puckered peepers - pucked a peep of purple pickles - peeked a pipe of pumpkin shells and - there he kept her very well."

[Wickerman]

8. Don't tell me, I know, I know

51 right?
50?
Well, what about England?
Don't forget England.
England is one of ours, right?
Dick! Dick? You DID tell me England was our 51st state!

apologies to Billy Bragg

[wysimdnwyg]

9. W: Now, what did he mean when he said...

...I look like a monkey?

...there aren't any WMDs?

...my tie is ugly?

...it's not fair to only give tax cuts to rich people?

...I'm a moron? (And don't you spell it "morAn"?)

[Thor_MN]

10. Not sure if it's a shit or a fart, but it's gonna fly anyway!!!

With apologies to Kids in the Hall.

[underpants]

11. Mmmm look I was told there would be no math questions

:bounce:

[NightTrain]

12. "Esther, you're so ugly! And Lamont, you're a big dummy."

"Watch it, sucka!"

[Neshanic]

13. To get chimp's attention, sometimes a dog whistle is used.

[SoCalDem]

14. Duuuuude.. Where's my trumpet?

:)

[GregW]

15. Hmmm ... looks familiar!

[peekaloo]

16. *voice in earpiece* Say that's an absurd insinuation.......

come on, absurd insinuation.....hurry up Sparky or they'll think you did know in advance about the 9/11 attacks..........

[cosmicdot]

17. man of a 1000 weird expressions - #668 & #669 (combo)