Funniest gift I've seen so far this year.

[Archae]

My older sister got this from her husband for her birthday.
I saw it, listened to it, and simply fell over laughing.

"Mr. Wonderful"



"You know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight."

"The ball game isn't really that important, I'd rather spend time with you."

"Why don't we go to the mall, didn't you want some new shoes?"

"You know, I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship"

"You've been on my mind all day. That's why I bought you these flowers."

"Here, you take the remote, as long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch."

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[LuLu550]

1. I'm in love with him

already! :loveya:

[TNDemo]

2. I have it.

It's going in the Dirty Santa exchange with the family.

[LuLu550]

3. Dirty Santa exchange??

what is that all about??

[TNDemo]

5. It's where the group all wraps their gifts

and does not put labels on them. Everyone draws a number out of a hat or whatever. Then the first person decides which gift to open. The second person can either choose to take that opened gift or open another one. The third person can choose any of the opened gifts or open a new one. At the end the first person gets to choose again since they did not have any open ones to choose from. There is a lot of switching going on and you never know which gift you are going to end up with. Doing it with gag gifts makes it more fun (this is extended family, all old enough to participate). I am thinking of going to get that sparkly Christmas thong now...

[TrogL]

9. We did this at the office Christmas party last year

What the organizers had forgotten, however, is that we're all a bunch of geeks and most of us had smuggled tech manuals in and were reading them under the table, so when it came time for us to pick, somebody would have to poke us and we'd wake up and say "huh...wha???" and just take whatever was available.

[rucky]

4. He must really feel guilty about something

n/t

[Speck Tater]

6. But what would MRS. Wonderful say?

Since Mr. Wonderful completely subverts his nature to play-act at catering to the whims of his female significant other, what would the female version of Mr. Wonderful be like?

"For you? Of course, I'm always horney dear."

"You know, I'd rather you just left your dirty socks on the floor so I can find them on laundry day."

"I noticed how much you enjoy looking at it, so I renewed your subscription to Playboy Magazine for you."

"Don't be silly, housework is woman's work. You just sit there and enjoy your footbal game."

"Why don't you invite all your friends over this Friday for an all night poker game? I'll make the snacks."

... etc.

[LuLu550]

8. LOL

we're more used to the wife beingthe "yes" person, aren't we?

[patdem]

7. Does he come in different colors....black, brown, yellow, pink...and

golden? Just asking?

[thom1102]

10. The one not listed here is:

"Gee, dear, I am sorry but I can't live a lie anymore: I am gay"
:evilgrin: