Help me!!! Rush Limbaugh ett my Baybeee!!!

[MrScorpio]

He ett my little Oxy. Somebody stop him before he ettz agin.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Poor Thang!

Rash found out they got Aqulung instead of Saddam, plus he'll be gettin Purged in Florida and won't even get to vote for his hero it drove him to drugs! Now the boy doesn't know wheather to sing this song:

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high!

Or This Song:

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Or this song:


Come on all of you big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Viet Nam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

Chorus:

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

[DemoTex]

2. Ain't no baybee named Oxy safe from the Ru$hbo.

Ru$hbo is an Oxy-lovin' fool. He could tell you that himself, since he is a near-member here at the Underground. I don't know if Ru$hbo is a postin' fool here yet, but I know that he is a mighty lurkin' fool.

Oh, hiya Ru$hbo. Got Oxy?

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Rush needs to snort some preparation-H to shrink his ego!

I hear he almost ODed on Clearasil Suppositories once back in the Viet Nam Era! The Army would have told him about getting his headquarters out of his hindquarters and that's a lesson in life he could have used!