bless me father, I have sinned: I found Tucker Carlson hot....

[Dookus]

god help me.... I was just watching a Tivo'ed CNN show and came back into the room to see two people standing in front of the camera doing a remote from Baghdad. Some short older guy was talking. I kept looking at the tall sexy guy next to him and thinking good lordy, who is THIS hottie?

Then Paula Zahn asked a question of "tucker". TUCKER? No! It can't be!

Then he spoke. Yes... it was THE Tucker.

He had no bowtie and his hair was really well done. I thought he was really gorgeous. I didn't know it was him. I swear.


I feel so dirty.

[Blade]

1. No worries...

it happens to all of us.

[Tripper11]

2. Get thee to a hot shower immediately!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

[Indiana_Dem]

3. hahaha me too! don't feel bad! opposites attract! n/t

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[Jack_Dawson]

5. That is straight-up horrifying

[Dookus]

6. In my defense...

you should've seen him. He was really really handsome.

WHY he would purposely dorkify himself so badly for TV is a mystery. He just needs a queer makeover... a permanent one.

[Booberdawg]

7. Force yourself to think of having sex with Ann Coulter every time

you see him or hear his name from now on. This kind of double gross shock therapy might help.

Oh, and go boil yourself in bleach.

[Myra]

8. Now you've sinned a second time by telling us.

Good god have some decency!

[eileen from OH]

9. Sigh. . .

I have to admit that ol' Tucker is my guilty pleasure. I mean, of all the rightwing idiots, he offends me the least. I don't know why, 'zactly, t'is a mystery. Mebbe it has something to do with the genuinely gracious way he accepted Hillary's "shoe" for him to eat. Maybe it's cuz, after being the victim of a bogus rape smear, he LEARNED something from it. Mebbe it's cuz he seems to have a sense of humor and because he reported honestly about Bush and Faye Tucker. I just can't hate him, that's all.

eileen from OH (may need an intervention)

[dkf]

10. Sadly enough, I know what you mean.

He did look great today compared to normal.

Yikes. Aacckk.

[Ediacara]

11. not as bad as me....

I found Ahmed Ressam and Tim McVeigh pretty hot.

That disturbed me quite frankly.

[Dookus]

12. Tim McVeigh was...

way hot. No need to deny it.

[arwalden]

15. Whew!

Glad I'm not the only one. I don't think I ever lusted AFTER McVeigh *himself* ... but I couldn't help but notice his striking similarity to someone that I *did* lust for and did go out with for a couple of months.
-- Allen

[terrya]

16. If you think THAT was bad....

God, I hate to admit it...

But I found Jeffery Dahmer sort of hot. I mean, if you didn't know anything about him, and saw him at a bar...he was good looking.

Ick, that's awful, I know.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. So did I about Tim McVeigh ....

shaking head ... walking away slowly

[GalleryGod]

14. MICRO-WEENIE ALERT.

He needs nudes of Coulter & Noonan to get Tucker Woody!:silly:

[chefgirl]

17. I can see how you could think that........sort of......

Purely judging by appearance, I wouldnt kick him out of bed either.......as long as I could slap a big ass piece of duct tape over his mouth! :evilgrin:

However, if this unhealthy crush should continue, I urge you to seek professional help. :crazy:

-chef-

[absolutezero]

18. OUT EVIL DEMONS

RELEASE DOOKUS FROM YOUR RIGHTWING LOVE SPELL AND RETURN TO THE NETHERWORLD
</exocist>

[mikehiggins]

19. Jesus forgives all

This might be pushing the envelope, but I'm sure He'll do His best.

Seemed to me Tuck seemed a little, ummmm, nervous.

That'll happen when the "crossfire" involves real guns. ;^)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

21. But but ...

What if we don't want to be forgiven ? lol

[elfin]

20. Forgive me as well - I think he is

kinda cute. Doesn't seem to be as mean spirited as other Repugs. Disagree with him totally without wanting to pulverize him.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

22. everytime he appears on crossfire ...i think Yoshi...the turtle

:shrug:

[populistmom]

23. Simply on looks alone...

Tucker is rather a cutie (sort of one of the few in a crowd of dogs), but I just couldn't. There's many more things more important that looks and he just doesn't have any of those important things going for him to make me interested for longer than a fleeting instant.

[Brewman_Jax]

24. At least you confessed

You shall be flogged with dry spaghetti!


Then, go bathe in holy water and sin no more! Don't you feel better?

[Padraig18]

25. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

How could any self-respecting gay man admit to such a thing? Ack! Ptooie! Ick, ick, ICK!!!!!!
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[cmd]

26. That was Tucker after Queer Eye transformed him

I'll bet he'll be back to the same old boring bow tie guy the next time he is on Crossfire.

[terrya]

28. Carson Kressley gave it his best shot.

But no one can fix up Tucker Carlson!

[omshanti]

27. Since we're confessing...

I found Paul Bremer hot...

(don't ban me from DU!!!)

but I'm over it now.