Ooooo, he's BAD!

[trof]

He's a rounder, and a bounder, and he's really quite a cad.
He's a meanie, and a weenie, and he's just plain BAD!
He's the worser of the worstest in the whole damn town,
And I sure ain't a-talkin' 'bout ol' LeRoy Brown.

Hitler was a Boy Scout, Caligula a monk,
When compared alongside this dirty rotten punk.
Stalin was a choir boy, Pol Pot a Saint,
Against such a demon. He would make you faint.

He's a sicky, and an icky, and a yucky-poo, too.
He's the orneriest durn cuss that you ever knew.
Why, my words just fail, when I talk about the jerk,
A-sneakin' and a-hidin' in the gloom and the gurk.

There just ain't no words to describe this feller,
He's a coward, and a monster, and he's just plain yeller.
He did bad, bad things with the help of...who?
The folks that we elected? Me and you?

But he gassed his own people, and other folks as well.
For that fact alone, he's gotta rot in hell.
It's time to move on, and not relive the past.
We gotta shut him up now, and shut him up fast.

Trials are for sissies, a firing squad's the thing.
Shut him down quick, 'fore he gets a chance to sing.
He's only gonna tell us a big ol' pack of lies.
We'll all be better off, as soon as he dies.
:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. How dare you talk about our President like that!

You, you, you, LIBERAL, you! ;-)

Seriously though, that's pretty good.

Punctuation edit!

[arwalden]

2. You Should Send This To Dave Ross...

http://daveross.com/main2.htm

It sounds like something that he would appreciate. (I know that *I* appreciated it!! Nicely done!)

-- Allen

[trof]

3. trof: aka

The Bard of Bay Forest.
;-)

[Bunny]

4. That's good!

I like it!

[trof]

5. Aw shucks. A blatant vanity kick for the evening bunch.

;-)