I am the self proclaimed Hall monitor of this forum cross me and....

[KensPen]

get a demerit.....

it will also go on your permanent record.

[meegbear]

1. Demerit! Demerit! Demerit! Demerit!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yeah, well I'm the milk monitor. Cross me and eat your cereal dry!

:P

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

3. Yeah? Well, I'm the Lounge soundman. Cross ME...

..and you won't get any monitors AT ALL!!

[Maeve]

4. And I'm the monitor lizard!

[lpbk2713]

8. Yeah? Well I'm the hall Merrimac.

Care for a broadside?

[Maeve]

12. You trying to get alongside this broad?

[KensPen]

5. Hooligans and troublemakers

I have my eye on the lot of you.

[moof]

6. Permanent record ?? Isn't it all on cd's now ?

n/t

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. ha-ha

demerit boy.

Do you have a sash that says 'Hall Monitor' on it.


:D

[KensPen]

9. the sash is day glo orange

which isn't the best color for me....

BUT


it announces my athoriTAH from miles away.

[arwalden]

10. At My Jr. Hi School, A Teacher Created Potty-Pass That Was A Toilet Seat.

An actual TOILET SEAT with "potty pass" lettered on it.

The embarrassment of having to lug around the big potty-pass was a DISINCENTIVE to abuse the privilege of being allowed to leave the classroom to visit the restroom.

-- Allen

[supernova]

14. HAHAHAH!

That was a smart teacher!! :D Thanks for the AM laugh, allen. :thumbsup:

[Loonman]

11. Up your nose with a rubber hose, Mr. Kotter

:)

[KensPen]

13. Mr. Kotter?

I have not told a single story about my crazy uncle Vito.

[pink_poodle]

15. Yeah, well I'm the monitor of good taste and it is bad form..............

to gloat about being a monitor. So go to the corner.

[ProfessorGAC]

16. I Refuse To Be Shackled!!!

I will rise up against the tyranny of your abuse of the hall monitor power. Absolute hall monitor power corrupts absolutely!

I will not be intimidated.

So there. Nyah!
The Professor

[trof]

17. Here's my Hall Pass.

It IS NOT forged.
That's Miz Sweeney's signature right there.
See?
You can ask her.
What do you mean you've never before seen a Hall Pass that says "trof is allowed to roam freely and at will wherever and whenever his little heart desires."?
She did too!
;-)

[KensPen]

18. signed "Juan Epstien's Mother"

Try again.

[trof]

19. damn

Curses, foiled again.
:evilgrin:

[radwriter0555]

20. Please sir, may I have another demerit? I have a collection

you see.

Many thanks.

[KensPen]

21. you are a "nogoodnick"

I might need to run you out of here.

[trof]

22. Send him to the Ass't. Principal.

He's the one with the paddle.

[KensPen]

23. no one likes a tattle tale trof

or is it Paddle Tail
I'm confused.

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. yeah, well I'm the GD monitor

cross me and I'll automatically delete all the threads praising your candidate of choice!!!!!

[KensPen]

25. the proof of my power

shall not slide from page one.