CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT...CANADA HAS A WARSHIP???

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CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT...
CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons

Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) — Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax.

"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?

"Does Canada know?" he added.

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[MSchreader]

1. ROFL!

Added to my favorites!

Martin

[Holly]

2. LOL

and our ships come equipped with those Sea King helicopters....you know the ones that are always seeking the ground.

[Kamika]

3. hehe

Does that ship really exist?

[HawkerHurricane]

4. Having worked with Canadian sailors...

All three of them...

Ok, enough joking.

Canada has a small but professional navy, and I am glad to have worked with them repeatedly, in the Persian Gulf and other locations.

Thier warships are modern, comfortable vessels quite capable of holdint thier own in their weight class. While they don't have a large fleet, it is a good one.

[CanuckAmok]

5. How to have a successful Navy:

Don't tell anyone you have it.

[HawkerHurricane]

6. I thought that was the rule

for a sucessful spy agency.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. They have a fine Navy, just a little larger than our Coast Guard

And much better ships than the CG does. Mission is about the same. Enforcement of Canadian and International Laws on the high seas.