Has anyone had a regret and then got liposuction?

[porphyrian]

Poll question: Has anyone had a regret and then got liposuction?

And do you think fundamentalists should adopt abortions?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. I had an egret.... and then got indigestion.

[porphyrian]

2. That can happen with migratory birds. - n/t

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Well ya see, the man is sitting in the courtroom accused of

taking out some sea turtles for a stew. After conviction and sentencing the judge leans over and asks the man (just for the record) what did it taste like. The man proudly proclaims that is sort of like a cross between spotted owl and bald eagle. Tada dum.

[porphyrian]

18. That's painful with or without the rimshot. - n/t

[longship]

3. You can't fool me, ice cream doesn't have bones.

[porphyrian]

6. Two words: sherbet. - n/t

[Swamp Rat]

4. Fundamentalists should adopt abortions.

Every single one of them.

[porphyrian]

8. I can't say that would bother me in the slightest. - n/t

[Swamp Rat]

11. and with crosses display them in pickle jars

[porphyrian]

12. For Christmas, they could dress them up as a nativity scene. - n/t

[Swamp Rat]

13. How cute! A little baby Fetus Christ and Magi

:D

[porphyrian]

15. Heh, disturbing... - n/t

[longship]

5. Egon's gone buh-bye.

nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

9. If It Wasn't For My Horse, I Wouldn't Have Spent That Year In College.

[porphyrian]

10. Ahh...! Blood's squirting out of my nose! - n/t

[Drum]

14. lol! nt

[meisje]

16. I met a hachet and then got castration

[porphyrian]

17. It's important to get the order right. - n/t