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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:19 PM
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Today is my birthday...
and I'm getting DRUNK.

Here's to 36 black miserable years. :beer:

Here's to a 13,140 page catalog of shame, failure, defeat and despair. :beer:

Here's to 18 years of false hopes and unrealistic promises and another 18 years of unrealized dreams, unmet goals and useless effort. :beer:

Here's to another 36 years of pointless toil and drudgery. Of watching mind and body slowly fail, of seeing my children pay for my sins and inadequacies as they themselves begin the long slow grind of life. :beer:

Happy birthday to me. :party:

That is all.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:23 PM
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1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
:woohoo:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:24 PM
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2. Happy Birthday
:hug:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:24 PM
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3. you have children?
Then you seem to have realized one of my dreams.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:24 PM
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4. Could be worse.... You could be 40 and saying that...
:hug: Cheer up!

Happy Birthday anyway! :toast: :party:
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