I just ate an entire sleeve

[Lefta Dissenter]

of Town House crackers with Port Wine cheese spread and a Sam Adams. How long do I have to spend on the stepper tonight?

[Wolfman 11]

1. I recommend "The Magic Mountain" by Thomas Mann.

you'll probably be able to get about halfway through it.

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. so only 360 pages worth? (eom)

[kanrok]

2. I once ate two sleeves

of Mint Girl Scout cookies on a trip home from school. Can't stop eatin' them.

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. Well, I DO need dessert! :) (eom)

[trof]

4. opposite effect

Granny said "cheese binds you up".
Take two Ex-Lax and call me in the morning.
;-)

[Lefta Dissenter]

8. HA, no, when I said 'stepper'

I was referring to the stairmaster, not the toilet! :)

[trof]

10. woops. Thought it was another euphemism for "crepper".

;-)

[soothsayer]

5. i just ate a whole stick of pepperoni

cut up into slices, placed on crostini (tuscan crackers) with some fancy pants smokey gouda cheese and jalapeno pickles. Delightful! Am getting the sam adams out of the car in a minute (it's the winter variety pack---some cranberry something, some old fizziwig (sp) and some cream stout. all tasty!

[renegade000]

6. oh for a second there i thought u had eaten a shirt or something...

;)

[eyesroll]

9. Nutrition facts

Town house crackers:
5 crackers = 80 calories
www.dietfacts.com/item.asp?itemid=4299

Wegman's Port Wine Cheese Spread
2 tbsp = 100 calories
http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:SwFzPYVoB5IJ:www.wegmans.com/pdf/nutrition/processed.pdf+port+wine+cheese+spread+nutrition+facts&hl=en&start=1&ie=UTF-8

Sam Adam's Boston Lager
12 oz = 160 calories
http://www.samadams.com/beer/specs/calories.html

If you are a 123 pound woman, the Stairmaster burns 8.8 calories per minute.
If you are a 170 pound man, it burns 12.2 calories per minute.
http://www.coolnurse.com/calories_burned.htm

(I am home sick today. Bored outta my skull.)

[kanrok]

11. Damn....your good

but I think it was a rhetorical question.

[Lefta Dissenter]

12. HEY,

why isn't there a 'reply' link on eyesroll's post?

And I'm somewhere in between a 123 (or whatever you said) woman and a 170 pound man. Well, the woman part is 100%, of course, just ask my husband. But the weight thing.....

but I guess since I forgot to measure how many teaspoons of the cheese spread I ate, I'll have to give up on my project and forget the damned stepper.

Oh no, now that I look at that paragraph above, it could look as though I am actually between a small woman and a medium man. No, that makes the bed too crowded, especially if the dogs are there, too! :)

[SoCalDem]

14. There is...but that long link made the box extra wide

you have to use the scroll bar at the botton.:)

[Lefta Dissenter]

15. DUH

I guess I'm so sick of republicans that I never look to the right any more!

[eyesroll]

13. I am the queen of rhetorical questions!

I answer them at work all of the time. Drives my boss nuts.

A public service announcement for DUers: Don't ask questions you don't want answered, especially if I am home sick and bored!

[Lefta Dissenter]

16. I never ask a question

if I don't want to hear the answer.

Now, I may IGNORE the answer, if it's not what I was hoping to hear...