When the Grim Reaper comes for you

[GURUving]

what will be your last words?

I don't plan on dying, so do not intend to have the need to come up with something witty to tell him/her. Maybe something along the lines of "hey, don't you mean that OTHER guy named .............?"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. What the fuck took you so long? I was ready at 30!

[Cat Atomic]

2. I am not the droid you're looking for.

Move along.

[MrScorpio]

3. I'll ask him if knows the words to "Don't Fear the Reaper"

You'd think he'd be in Alan Parsons?

[scottcsmith]

7. With extra cowbell!

I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

[Exultant Democracy]

8. I got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!

[seventhson]

4. take me to your leader

nt

[NJCher]

5. funny you should mention this

A friend was telling me this story about how she woke up in the middle of the night and The Grim Reaper was standing over her. She got the message telepathically that he was there to take her away. She responded (telephathically), "Big mistake; you've got the wrong girl."

TGR then realized he'd made an error and left.


Cher

[moof]

6. Parlay

n/t

[Booberdawg]

9. Okay, let's go

on edit: I'm not at all afraid of that day. When it comes, I'm ready.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Fuck you and the pale horse you rode in on!

Dodged you so many times, huh pussnuts? Now you win... we will see. I will have your job in six months.... watch me.

[Blade]

11. Don't take me....

take the guy that looks like a monkey in the White House!

[VOX]

12. "Hey, pal -- wanna play a game of chess?"

"If I take you 2 outta 3, you let me go, deal?"

:toast:

[Piperay]

13. NO, NO, NO

PLEASE don't take me, I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!! :cry: :evilfrown:

[arwalden]

14. Make It Quick And Painless, Please. --- Goodbye everyone!

[DoNotRefill]

15. "finally I can catch up on my sleep...."

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