Things to do instead of "it"

[NicoleM]

From Guideposts for Teens via Fark:

Put together a puzzle with 1,000 pieces.

Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield.

Play Twister.

Take your grandparents out for dinner at a fast food restaurant.

Play on swing sets in a park.

Head to Wal-Mart to try on shoes—in styles you’d never buy.

Get dressed up really nice and go to McDonald’s.

Help each other clean out your closets.

Buy a disposable camera and take funny pictures of each other.

Some of these seem like they could backfire, like the Twister. And the closets. And the taking "funny" pictures.

[Loonman]

1. Yeah, that'll keep your mind off sex

Not.

[JaySherman]

9. Well, I could see how it would.

If my date suggested any of those activities, I'd immediately start looking elsewhere.

[JVS]

2. These damned teen fornicators should be studying.

They need to make hay while the sun is shining.

[FunBobbyMucha]

3. Welcome, my friends, to Ashcroftonia!

Where up is down, black is white, and eating McNuggets in your tighty whiteys compares favorably to orgasm.

Please take off your shoes, we just had the rugs cleaned.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Not to mention playing hide-and-seek in a cornfield.

Especially in winter and when you live miles from any cornfields, LMAO.

[lazarus]

5. heh heh

Playing hide-and-seek got me in lots of trouble back in the day.

[Bonhomme Richard]

6. First place I had sex was....

in a cornfield. Hah!

[benburch]

7. Oral sex...

You know, kids ought to be taught that oral sex is a great way not to get pregnant...

[JVS]

8. Anal too