Dogs Have More of a Right to Exist Than Cats!

[sistersofmercy]

Dogs have been around for centuries as loyal companions to the human race and their history is well documented. They never harm innocent victims and when people are harmed by dogs it's their own fault for provoking them. Dogs can fetch a ball and play with children. They are better because they greet you at the door tail-wagging happy for your return. Counter to widely held belief, dogs never dig in the trash or eat grass which would be against all environmentally sound practices held by the Dog Council. They are better because they go potty outside and never in the house. Their poo does not smell and furthermore contributes to fertilizing of the great outdoors. In spite of the propaganda released by the Cat Council, dogs never chase cats, NEVER! Dogs are just better because they are. Dogs have more of a right to exist than cats. I stand firmly behind my dog on this one and all you pro-cat people are just cleverly disguised anti-doggists.
Cats on the other hand are sneaky, vile little creatures. They hide behind the couch and jump out at you. They scratch small children for nothing at all. Can't fetch a ball. Cats simply refuse to greet you at the door and furthermore, unless they want food, pretty much treat you like a stranger in your own home. Eventhough there is never proof, cats dig in the trash all the time and that just goes to show you how sneaky they are. Cats go potty in the house all the time in those stinky litterboxes that we are forced to clean. The Cat Council regularly releases propaganda about the unclean conditions of litterboxes, well they're the ones pooing so they should clean it up. Cats need to stop blaming dogs for their woes, especially since they are constantly chasing dogs and then claiming otherwise. Cats are the worst and pro-cat people are contributing to the destruction of dogs.

Disclaimer: No animals have been harmed or slandered in the making of this post.

This has been a fair and balanced report paid for by the Dog Council. :evilgrin:

[YOY]

1. and if you dare disagree with any part of this, you are an Anti-Canite!!!

n/t

[lumberjack_jeff]

25. Yeah. A bunch of cat-scratch apologists. n/t

[LostinVA]

56. Bwaaaaah!!!

[Clark2008]

2. I'm sure you'll get flamed, but, as a dog person, let me say:

:applause:

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

3. A differing view

If any person jumped up on me and rubbed his dirty hands all over my clothes, then stood nearby and shouted at me for twenty minutes, I'd dislike him as much as I dislike dogs that do the same thing.

Dogs are great. It's those knucklehead owners who refuse to control their dogs. They're the annoying ones.

[BarbaRosa]

4. oh my

:popcorn:

[Xipe Totec]

5. Pffft! Hisss! Spit!

(credit to deucemagnet for the poster)

[sistersofmercy]

8. Abby's are beautiful cats but...

It still doesn't excuse their rotten attempts to discredit dogs. ;-)

[Xipe Totec]

17. Dogs are happy in a subservient role

Cats just want to give dogs their rightful place.

:evilgrin:

[sistersofmercy]

19. What do you mean?

Dogs are very happy and independent they can feed themselves and they take their owners for a walk. They just want to live in peace with their neighbors if it wasn't for the constant attacks of cats. Why do you hate dogs?

[Xipe Totec]

24. Oops! It's the catnip talking

“I disgraced myself and my fellow felines with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of catnipism for all of my mature life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse.”

- Felix Domestica

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Any dog that tries to take me for a walk is going to end up flipped on his

back.

[kiki]

18. Mrow. n/t

[Phx_Dem]

6. Dogs Rule!

Though people tell me that cats are nice too.

[sistersofmercy]

11. Nah they're just trying to cover up...

the fact that cats are trying to destroy dogs because secretly they are anti-doggists.

[Phx_Dem]

22. I have heard that anti-doggism is on the rise

I just knew it was a bad idea to open up all those apartheid loving three-dog bakeries.

[Virginia Dare]

7. I agree with that statement....

well, at least my dog tells me I do...:evilgrin:

[1monster]

9. Katherine? Katherine Harris, is that you? Honey, just go quietly with

these nice men in the white coats. They have a really nice white coat for you too. Yeah, those really long sleeves are the rage of Paris this year!

Sheesh. That woman has really gone over the line this time. She's absoulutely bonkers.!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :hide: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

10. I am most definitely a Dog Person but

my Dad had the most awesome barn cat on his farm. She kept the mice out of the barn; killing many of them, kept to herself and was no trouble at all. And when she was allowed in the house she behaved herself and was very charming. However, Dogs are mighty cool. I'm gullible. The best way to get me to buy something, put a dog in a commercial.

[sistersofmercy]

16. But see...

How hateful cats are, kill, kill, kill, those poor mice.

[BOSSHOG]

20. Okay

This Phillie fan has thought there was something wrong with Cardinal fans since 1964.

[RedCloud]

47. We'll get you for tricking Steve Carlton out of us!

Sending us Rick Wise Guy. That was mean like a cat peeing on your favorite chair.

[antigone382]

12. Horses kick both their asses.

They have a dog's loyalty, a cat's pride, and you can ride them if your car breaks down.

And also, I have plenty of evidence of cats digging in the trash, as they have no qualms about doing it right in front of me despite my loud and angry protestations.

[sistersofmercy]

27. I knew it

Cats do dig in the trash! This has been suspected for a long time and now finally proof! Horses are great and they side with dogs on the Doggy/Felinian Conflict.

[CottonBear]

28. I'll second that! Horses rule! n/t

[hfojvt]

45. "I've always considered a horse a big, dangerous animal.

I'd just as soon own a bear."
some Larry McMurtry novel.

I went to a horse show once and there sure were alot of people there with canes, crutches and wheelchairs.

[antigone382]

53. Life is big and dangerous, my friend.

I've broken five bones and none of my injuries came from horses...and I've been around them since I was about four. Most horses that are well-trained and aren't abused are very sweet, people-oriented animals that will go out of their way *not* to injure humans.

But maybe we should ban them along with the pit bulls... :P

[Cleita]

13. Not in my back yard and many a dog who wandered across

the property line has found out the hard way who rules.

[KamaAina]

14. Aren't you busy ramming the estate tax through, Sen. Frist?

Shouldn't you be down on the floor twisting a few arms or something? :-)

[deaniac21]

15. My dog's favorite picture...

[guinivere]

21. Holy smokes! Robbing a kitty at gunpoint!

The Kitty League will have a thing or two to say about this.

A dog wouldn't give up that easily.

[slackmaster]

23. Orson disagrees

[Generator]

26. Dogs smell and they bite and most frigging annoying of all- bark

Case closed.

[sistersofmercy]

29. Ah just more propaganda from the Cat Council

Dogs don't smell, I'll reiterate they only bite when provoked, they are simply defending themselves and they never bark, that's the cats dressed up like dogs. don't by into all that cat propaganda. Geez where have you been.

[Recursion]

30. You're both wrong

The only pet worth having.

[WilliamPitt]

31. Dogs are slaves. Cats are people.

[sistersofmercy]

35. Wow your anti-doggism is amazing

So dogs aren't real people?
Cats have been pestering dogs for years and want to drive them all in the sea. Why do you hate dogs?

[conflictgirl]

I'm guessing this is mocking someone

And my brain is too tired today to figure out who or what the post is spoofing. I'm sure if I could figure it out it would be funny. :P

Signed,
Proud member of the Cat Council

[warrens]

32. I have a cat that fetches a ball

Which exposes your entire argument as a weak pile of anti-cat slurs and lies. Dogs are, of course, the source of all evil in this world. Do you step in a huge pile of CAT poop walking down the sidewalk of just about any city? No, you do not. It is DOG poop, left there with no thought of the law about cleaning up dog poop. When my cat poops in the yard, he buries it where no one will accidentally step in it. Why? Because unlike dogs, he is a thoughtful, law-abiding, public-minded individual.

Why don't you and your warlike dogs just go back to where you came from.

[sistersofmercy]

37. Oh sure you expect me to believe that

Everyone knows cats can't fetch. Did you see the dogs in question? No I bet you didn't just more conjecture from the anti-doggists. It was probably just a really big cat anyway and dogs are the ones who bury their poo. I have a link to a story from the AP about menancing cats and their constant petty larceny. www.dogcouncil.net/catstinkupthetown/catcrime/html

[Marie26]

41. Oh I disagree

Why are you spreading this blatant pro-dog propaganda around DU? HUH? Everyone knows that dogs are committing larceny, and chasing squirrels, and endangering our children. There's a number of obvious errors in your post. For example, according to this unbiased study, dogs actually chase cats 99.5% of the time. www.catcouncil.com/endingthedogmenace/html

[sistersofmercy]

a link to a secret cat society which has been discredited numerous times

I won't bother reading such nonsense. The cats are always trying to blame the dogs.

[Contrary1]

52. I respectfully disagree...

My good buddy, B.T.(Big Tabby), not only fetches, but does a somersault after returning his toy to me.
His record is 37 returns. Top that, Commie Pinko!

[WildClarySage]

33. Aw... geez... why can't we all just

get along?

[Marie26]

34. Cats Rule, Dogs Drool! nt

[Bridget Burke]

36. I really shoult NOT post this link.....

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

Forget I ever did it.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

42. Typical propaganda by the pro-dog lobby

Do you have other links to back-up your claims?

[Misskittycat]

57. My favorite website. n/t

[Rex]

38. Cat hater!

As someone who has owned both cats and dogs, let me be the millionth person to show my outrage and self-righteous rightness!

How dare you bla bla blah!!! Yackity, yack yack yack. Dobee Dee Dobee Doo!


So there!

Inconceivably,

Murderface, Murderface, Murderface, Williams. OBGYM

[Contrary1]

39. Here's what Bear has to say about that...

Can you spot Bear?

[ariesgem]

40. sistersofmercy... Please be careful what you say about cats

because my cat reads DU..;)

[RedCloud]

43. My dog kisses my cat! And eats his poop!

This is true love in the making.

She is the dog and he is the cat. When she sleeps, he smells her butt or at least I think that is what he is doing.

She eats his food. Sort of like a date. But now I have the food on a counter and she can't get at it. they will have to try harder if they want their romance to blossom and stop using me as their go-between.

Oh and they both great me at the door with that look, "He/She did it!"

[WePurrsevere]

44. Wow, that was the most fair & balanced report I've seen since Fox News.

Maybe the Swift Boat Council would hire you for a PR person. :evilgrin:

Signed...
The Purrs & Pants For Peace Coalition
B-)

[sistersofmercy]

50. What do you mean?

Did you know The Purrs & Pants For Peace Coalition is really a cover for the pro-canihilists, they have a few self-hating, brainwashed dogs as members but are secretly working to destroy all dogs? Their funding comes straight from Catopia.

[WePurrsevere]

54. ROFL!! "self-hating, brainwashed dogs" You have obviously not met

most of the dogs in our family. Most of them have healthier self-esteem then I do. :D

Oddly enough the dogs and cats in our home have learned something better then some countries... how to live together dispite the differences in overall peace, how to settle territory disputes without killing each other, how to share and how to work together to accomplish goals. The rare skirmishes that do occur are more often between cat and cat or dog and dog not between cat and dog.

[Onlooker]

48. Dogs are like second-rate humans

They can play the same games as a child, such as catch and fetch. They eat the wrong things, like a child. And like children, they have their share of accidents and make noise at the wrong time. Other than fur and the fact that they're relatively inexpensive, they bring nothing to the human race that children don't already provide. Cats, on the other hand, not only are furry (and softer, I might add) and cute, they have their own sense of time, propriety, and love. They aren't trying to be like second-rate humans. They are independent; they think for themselves; they like to be mysterious; and they look so fucking cute when they roll on the floor:

http://tinyurl.com/mk5r3

[philosophie_en_rose]

59. Most dogs are better than some humans.

I'd take a dog over a freeper any day.

[BigMama50]

49. Very true words

[sistersofmercy]

51. SEE HOW POWERFUL THE CAT LOBBY IS?

Got this topic moved from GD to the Lounge where there is more support for cats! Geez can't have an open honest debate with real facts!

[WePurrsevere]

55. Guess they figured with all the fur flying that it was just a fluff thread

;)

Oddly enough I figured it was a metaphor and fit in GD just fine. Silly me, eh? ;)

[catbert836]

58. This refutation paid for by the Cat Council.

They never harm innocent victims and when people are harmed by dogs it's their own fault for provoking them.

That's debatable, especially when you're talking about pit bulls or mastiffs.

Counter to widely held belief, dogs never dig in the trash or eat grass which would be against all environmentally sound practices held by the Dog Council.

You want to hear about disgusting things dogs do? I had a dog once that ate a fucking BOOT (and it was quite large!).

In spite of the propaganda released by the Cat Council, dogs never chase cats, NEVER!

That same dog I mentioned killed more neighbors' cats then I'd care to admit, and once tore two of a cat's legs off.

They scratch small children for nothing at all. Can't fetch a ball.

They have self-respect, more than you can say about dogs. Furthermore, I actually have a cat that does fetch.

Cats simply refuse to greet you at the door and furthermore, unless they want food, pretty much treat you like a stranger in your own home.

That same cat snuggles with me all the time. As for the rest of the cats, see my self-respect comment.

In conclusion, I seem to find cats' cold arrogance rather reassuring. A totally subservient pet is just not my cup of tea. I prefer to feel more equal with my pet.

[Arugula Latte]

60. BOOOOOO!

Cats rule.

Dogs drool...And stink...And bark...And have gross, greasy fur.