F*CK YOU and your H2!

[GOPisEvil]

http://www.fuh2.com/index.php



:D

[VermontDem2004]

1. I heard Clemens has like 8 of them

Maybe not but I did hear that someone offered him one if he would join the Astros.

[GOPisEvil]

3. A radio station in Houston. (nt)

[Skittles]

28. MAN

he must have one HELL of a microscopic penis

[commander bunnypants]

2. Bawhhahahahah

Why does one need a high bred military vehicle to go grocery shopping?

Out here we call them West End Wanda's. That is the very rich side of town

DDQM

[HawkerHurricane]

12. H2's are NOT military vehicles!

H2's are SUV's with a aluminum box on top that looks vaguely like a HMMMV (Hummer) on top.
The people driving them are pretending even more than the Hummer drivers, at least the Hummer owner bought themselves a real military vehicle to play thier macho fantasies with.
(How many Hummer and H2 drivers actually served? I've seen 1 Hummer on base... and no H2's... Not counting the actual ones, of course).

[OldSoldier]

23. Who owns it? The Admiral?

The H1 is over a hundred grand. People on active duty who buy something that costs over a hundred grand want it to have three bedrooms and two baths.

[HawkerHurricane]

36. A ship's captain, I believe

A Commander, with sea pay, pro-pay and command at sea pay makes good money, and could throw it away on a toy like a Hummer.
I don't know why he'd want to, I'd think command of a destroyer would be macho enough for anyone.

[joefree1]

4. Wrong finger, wag your pinkie finger at them

Here in So Cal it's becoming the thing to way your little finger at them.

Translation: big Gas Guzzler = little ...?

Or how about PIGG = Person In a Gas Guzzler!

Bumper stickers coming soon.

[Nadienne]

6. lol! Good one!

[GOPisEvil]

7. You Californians...always ahead of the curve...

...always the trend-setters. :D

[rustydog]

8. Translation....SUV...

Sucks
Unleaded
Voraciously

[joefree1]

26. Here's the bumper art. Wheeeeeeee

[The Zanti Regent]

38. Joefree1, you made me bust my gut!

I can't stop laughing and I may have to wear a truss for the rest of my life!

[blondeatlast]

41. I've done this for years--glad to see it's catching on.

Pardon my saying so, but I'm kind of a cute blonde and guys sometimes try to impress me with their big trucks, UAV, 'Vettes, Porsches, etc.

I love to wave my delicate, manicured, pinky at them!

[IronLionZion]

49. not the corvette!

[blondeatlast]

51. Well, only if they are particularly hinky.

Gotta admit, I like Corvettes, especially classic ones.

[demnan]

5. A little kick

that's a good site. :kick:

[ZenLefty]

9. Girlfriend saw one stuck in the snow last year.

I'm not making that up, either. It was a nasty snowstorm and the h2 had gone off the road and was high-centered, spinning its wheels. She thinks he went off intentionally, to cut around traffic so he could get home faster. Just goes to show that stupidity will always overcome a vehicle's ability to drive in inclement weather.

[blondeatlast]

42. HAH! Damn--too bad she didn't have a camera handy!!!

Love it, LOVE it!

[bearfan454]

10. That is what bush will get Super Bowl Sunday from over here, huh ?

It will be kick ass time.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Yeehaw!

FUSHRUB! :P

[PROGRESSIVE1]

13. Saddam Wagon!

.

[Bertha Venation]

14. Saw a Honda Element w/ "H2.5" window sticker.

It doesn't translate well, because it's a graphic: it looks like the H2 logo with a small .5 superimposed on the lower right-hand corner. It's cute. (Cuter than the Element itself. Ugh.)

[OldSoldier]

24. You're right, the Element does look like a little Hummer

Just as ugly but far more practical.

[Richardo]

15. Did my hydrogen get on your oxygen?

[GOPisEvil]

16. LOL! Good one!

Your hydrogen mixed with my oxygen!
Your oxygen mixed with my hydrogen!

[catmandu57]

17. Real soldiers are dying in their hummers

so you can play soldier in yours.
I don't remember who posted that, but it fits.

[frylock]

18. from the freeway blogger..

I've seen a couple of these here in LoCal. Oddly enough, in close proximity to Camp Pendelton!

http://www.freewayblogger.com/

[HawkerHurricane]

37. Thanks for the site...

good stuff there.

[blondeatlast]

45. Great site! This one is classic. can I use it?

"We're all wearing the blue dress now."

Man, doesn't that say a mouthful (no pun intended, but WTH).

[blondeatlast]

44. Ain't it the damned truth, too.

[Garbo]

19. Just curious folks......

How many of you chastise your grandparents, elderly neighbors, or anyone else driving a large luxury boat (Cadillac, Buick, etc.) ???

Anyone?

They are just as inefficient and costly to operate as most SUVs, but I don't see any of the Earth First nutballs going after the members of the local senior citizens club for driving inefficient vehicles.

[Richardo]

21. Yes, but...

The land yachts you mentioned do NOT:

...Ride so high their headlights shine in your mirror.
...Impede your forward vision if they're in from of you.
...have a gross vehicle weight of more than 6,000 pounds so they get exempted from gas guzzler taxes as a "truck". That's the killer.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. You are incorrect

SUV Maker and Model
Average Miles Per Gallon in Cities
Average Miles Per Gallon on highways


Cadillac Escalade, Cadillac Escalade EXT
12 mpg
16 mpg

GMC K1500 Yukon, GMC K1500 Yukon XL,
12 mpg
16 mpg

Land Rover Discovery Series II
12 mpg
16 mpg

Chevrolet K1500 Avalanche, Chevrolet K1500 Suburban, GMC K1500 Yukon, GMC K1500 Yukon XL, Chevrolet K1500 Tahoe
10 mpg
13 mpg

Mercedes-Benz G500
13 mpg
14 mpg

Ford Expedition 4WD
13 mpg
17 mpg


The DeVille Sedan is a 4-Door, front wheel drive luxury sedan with seating for 6. It comes standard with a 4 speed automatic transmission and a 4.6L V8, 32-Valve, DOHC, SEFI engine with a horsepower rating of 275@5600 and a torque rating of 300@4000. It has an EPA fuel economy rating of 18 city/26 highway miles per gallon.



2004 Cadillac DeVille DHS $50,250

The DeVille DHS is a 4-Door, front wheel drive luxury sedan with seating for 6. It comes standard with a 4 speed automatic transmission and a 4.6L V8, 32-Valve, DOHC, SEFI engine with a horsepower rating of 275@5600 and a torque rating of 300@4000. It has an EPA fuel economy rating of 18 city/26 highway miles per gallon.

[GOPisEvil]

30. Hehehehe!

:loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. I love platitudes, especially easily debunked ones.

:loveya: NOT!!!

[Garbo]

33. Hmmmm.....

Most things are easily debunked when you don't provide a source for your information.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. where's the source for yours?

You can go to the mfr's site for these.
Or attempt to prove your original point here if you can, but you can't.
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/findacar.htm

[Garbo]

40. I suggest you leave before I have to get snooty.....

Snooty? Snotty. Snotty?

Lincoln Town Car: 16 mpg

http://auto.consumerguide.com/auto/new/reviews/full/index.cfm/id/37685

Chevy Blazer: 16.5 mpg

http://auto.consumerguide.com/auto/new/reviews/full/index.cfm/id/37515


I think you may not see my point. A lot of lefyies love to demonize SUV drivers, when often luxury cars are no better or even worse (mpg). And if people want to demonize you for what you buy with your own money, then I think they should demonize eveyone with poor fuel economy, including grandma. Why not apply the "we hate you because you use too much gas" standard to everyone?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. You found one comparison

Overall you did not make your point. BTW, how many Lincoln Towncars are on the road versus SUV's AND do grandma and grandpa drive them as many miles per year?

No need to get snooty or snotty...on the whole, I doubt you are correct. :D

[joefree1]

27. Well the Hummer is the symbol

For all that's wrong with folks in their Pigg mobiles. And yes I have given Friends and Relatives a hard time for driving gas guzzles.

The Hummer is an extreme example.

[catmandu57]

29. My 86 year old one legged granny

drives a wheelchair, the rest of them are coffin jockeys.

[blondeatlast]

46. My Camry can survive a collision with a Sedan DeVille, see.

And they ARE more fuel efficient. Part of the hatered stems from their exemption from fuel-efficiancy standards and the obscene tax breaks UAV are given.

Our soldiers are dying in these so puny-peckered people and scared, poseur housewives can drive these things. If that ain't obscene, I don't know what is.

[blondeatlast]

47. Look out, NSMA has you in her sights. I think that's a GOOD thing.

[blondeatlast]

52. Of what use are SUVs to those who do not live in rural.,

bad weather areas, ranch or farm, or are fighting a sworn enemy?

Why does my neighbor down the street drive a Hummer, fer gush sakes? We live in city neighborhood of paved streets and single family homes and her family just bought an H2; she has 2 kids and a dog, that's it (and I know her personally). I like her as a neighbor, but her choice in transportation absolutely floors me.

Please give me another reason beyond conspicuous consumption, please. I know that they do NOT go 4 wheeling (which I have done often in a friend's Jeep that is used almost exclusively for that purpose--we don<'t go off established areas, fwiw).[br />

[SOteric]

20. Who me?

I don't drive an H2. But one of the poopyheads at work does. It gets 8 miles to the gallon. It's for sale. Interested?

[YNGW]

25. They're ugly as sin...

....so I'd never own one, but what other people choose to drive is not my concern.

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Not Just Ugly

I saw one in the shopping mall parking lot the other day. It is so wide that i'm quite sure that the driver had to climb out the window to exit the vehicle. There couldn't have been more than 8 inches on either side of the car. So, three cars that had 4 doors blocked! Stupid.
The Professor

[frank frankly]

35. I swerve into them and play chicken

actually did that twice

i hate those things

it is hate

i give them the finger everytime, which is very very very unlike good old me.

[blondeatlast]

48. Just make sure it's the shortest one, furthest from the index finger.

God, I despise all UAVs. And I could easily afford one.

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. I just saw one tonight

parked in front of my husband's office. I couldn't think of something clever to write with my fingertip in the grime. If I see it again I'll just write the URL of this site.

[blondeatlast]

43. Check out the links page for these sites, too:

HummerDinger
http://www.sierraclubplus.org/hummer/

Ultimate Poseur SUV Page
http://poseur.4x4.org/

[GOPisEvil]

50. The second site is hee-larious!

Poseur 4x4 drivers crack me the hell up. I live in TEXAS, where it doesn't snow, and doesn't rain much. Now there are folks that go off-roading as a hobby, or live on farm/ranch land, and I don't begrudge them their 4WD vehicles. The people who buy 2WD SUVs crack me up. You bought an oversized, gas-guzzling, inefficient un-safe vehicle so you can look cool and see over other cars (that can't see around YOU!). Don't get me started on people who drive RANGE ROVERS. WTF?! Going to be exploring the Serengeti on your vacation? Please. There is no need to have a Range Rover, except to announce your financial status (or good credit). The rest of us will buy BMWs, thanks. ;-) (And not the X5 either).

Same thing goes for pickup trucks too. Unless you haul large stuff frequently, there is no need for a full-size pickup. All you get is the "tough guy" image. :eyes: Yes, I include my own father in this. He traded away his Mazda pickup (20+ mpg) for a F-150 at 17 mpg. He wants to get rid of it, too. Maybe for a hybrid. So, at least he sees the error of his ways. :D

[blondeatlast]

54. I'm in Phoenixl same thing here.

I used to live in cotton country of AZ, and loads of pickups and 4WDs of course. I love seeing here in the middle of what as become a fairly cosmopolitan city, huge, shiny, pristine, over the top 4WDs and pickups plastered with "Cowboy Up!" stickers. I laugh out loud at them.

My dad was a farmer and a cowboy, and he NEVER, EVER wore his hat indoors.

They wouldn't last a minute laying irrigation pipe!

[curse10]

53. LoL That's great!

:-)