I've lost my religion

[alwynsw]

I've escaped the 700 Club!

[underpants]

1. Congrats

Yeaaaaaaaaaah!

[mac56]

2. Is that you in the corner?

That was just a dream...

[Runesong]

3. I found Jesus

He was behind the couch the whole time :P

[alwynsw]

5. And I thought he was in the basement with Krishna

who'd a thunk it?

[SOteric]

4. Congratulations!

No go forth and sin some more. Er...something like that.

[Rainbowreflect]

6. There was a great quote in a book I read.

The author's wife was stopped by a women in a shopping center who asked her, "Have you found Jesus?"
The author's wife replie, "Oh dear, I didn't know he was lost."
That one I will never forget.

[MissMarple]

10. Thanks , I'm definitely using that next time. It's a perfect response.

Sometimes I just stare at them. It's rude, but better than saying something rude. But I'm getting old enough that people don't even ask me that much any more.

[info being]

7. Christmas is a good time to remember...

that Christian beliefs are as crazy as believing in Santa Claus. OK, yes I'm sure Jesus existed...a cool guy who had a lot of influence. But he wasn't no god.

[Snow]

9. Myths are great stuff,

very useful, educational, etc. And what makes you think Jesus wasn't a god? It's the "he's the only son etc" bit that I have problems with......

[Dr.Phool]

8. A good thing

I talked to God the other day, and he told me Robertson, Falwell, and ALL the Bushes were assholes.:evilgrin: