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[underpants]

President George W. Bush (news - web sites) talks to actor John Travolta (R) as Interior Secretary Gale Norton (L) holds an umbrella up at the First Flight Celebration at the Wright Brothers National Memorial in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, December 17, 2003.

[XNASA]

1. w* sez: "So whut time are they gonna start killing the devils?.....

Ah don't wanna miss that."

[underpants]

5. Hoo boy there sure is a lot of them on that hill like the name says

[maxanne]

14. Wowee

"What are all them people doing standing around that big stone penis?"

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. "Wanna fly home with me in my personal plane, George?"

"No thanks John, I'm flyin back with Mary Poppins and her umbrella. But maybe you can explain to me how the principle of flight works since you're a scientologist."

[smirkymonkey]

6. LOL!!

That was great!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

10. Thanks!

:hi:

[omshanti]

3. dat's right, we'll let de lil' ol' lady hold de umberella...

Flying is MAN's work, ain't dat right Jonny boy?

[wysimdnwyg]

4. W: So, John, I hear you had a question for me...

JT: Yeah, why are you such an @$$?

[LynneSin]

7. "So John, how'd they make them babies talk in those movies.....

Never could figger it out"

:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Hey Mister P,,watch me grope the chick with the umbrella and

tell me if you think I'd be able to make it as the next repig governor of Collie-4-knee-ya!"

Shrub Sez, "I've had it with you Gawd, first no WMDs like you told me there would be in Iraq and then you rain on my fuc?in' parade!"

[peekaloo]

9. *: First in flight AND first in popcorn, that Orville was a busy sumbitch.

[cosmicdot]

11. John T: I can't make any of it out ... the rain has washed your speech off

... I don't know what to tell you to say ...

[maxanne]

12. "Hey, how come she's holding

the umbrella you misogynist sack of shit?"

[cosmicdot]

13. Travolta: let me give you some tips on acting like President

W: how'd you know I was acting? hey, does that guy back there bother you?