Hoo boy! All this aviatoring is hard work! Almos as hard as CAPTIONing!

[omshanti]

Sorry - I can't help myself, it's just that he looks so darn ridiculous in almost every picture taken of him.

[GainesT1958]

1. "This 'first flight' stuff is so boring...

It sure was a lot more fun dressing up in that Top Gun suit and struttin' around under that "Mission Accomplished" banner that Karl--er, those sailors on the Lincoln..yeah, that's it..made!":eyes:

"Who the hell were the 'Right Brothers', anyway?":crazy:

B-)

[PATRICK]

2. Well, if those ain't real clouds

howsa come I got a drop in my eye? Hold that umbrella a little more over or I'll embed you in the Syrian invasion."

(Belatedly a tear for the casualties of war esacapes the President's dessicated ducts.)

[PATRICK]

3. That's one terrible pilot.

I've been watching this Orville fella for an hour and he can't get off the ground yet.

[omshanti]

4. It REALLY bothers me that he can't hold his own damn umbrella.

I don't know why. It just bothers me. I mean, REALLY gets me pissed off.
Maybe because it conjures up images of the old colonial White Rajahs that used to get the "natives" to hold umbrellas over their heads wherever they went.

[eileen_d]

5. that umbrella isn't working...

it's not blocking all of the spitting from the audience

[cosmicdot]

6. W: Damn, rain ... now, all we need is something to go wrong with that

plane thing they got planned ...

[BringEmOn]

7. "This has got to be the dumbest

looking statue I've ever pooped on" said the pigeon.

[GregW]

8. Damn! Beat me too it!

My version had a pelican though :evilgrin:

[Astarho]

9. Presidentin' is hard!

If I give some money to Halliburten, then it's help those Wright brothers git off the ground! Maybe some tax cuts too!

[Lisa]

10. The reconstructed aircraft was "primitive", but ...

... smart enough to know when to skid, and drench the prancing pseudopilot.




Is it just my imagination, or did they dress him up in a double-breasted coat made to look like the sort worn by WWI aviators?



Scroll down for this historic illustration of a WWI flying coat.

http://freepages.military.rootsweb.com/~worldwarone/WWI/PrudentialArmy-NavyBooklet/

[kanrok]

11. "Action"

Sorry, but that's all that came to mind when I saw this picture of the un-elected fraudulent chimp.

[LuLu550]

12. Pass the 'brolly over here, Mrs. Poppins,

I want to fly!