Let's Think Up Ad Slogans for the "Morning After" Pill

[CO Liberal]

I just saw a thread about its approval on the LBN Board, and the first thing to come to my mind was an old ad slogan for deodorant - "It Takes The Worry Out Of Being Close".

So let's put our heads together and come up with some slogans they can use for the Morning After Pill.

[YNGW]

1. Baby Maybe

nc

[LuLu550]

34. Baby-maybe

Carlin was way ahead of his time! Remember Preg-Not?

[grannylib]

2. "Just think of where we might be today if Bar Bush had known about this!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. The Morning After Pill

because some nights can last a lifetime :D

[tom_paine]

24. Whoa! That's great! Call the marketing department!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. thanks!

[sexybomber]

49. ROFL

hahahahahahaha :yourock:

[GainesT1958]

4. "Now you can sow wild oats on Saturday night...

without having to wake up on Sunday morning...and pray for a crop failure!" :eyes:

B-)

[xultar]

5. PSYCH! n/t

[CO Liberal]

6. "Because Some Guys Won't Take 'No' For an Answer"

[DS1]

7. just have 25 seconds of a baby screaming with a black screen

then 5 seconds of the name of the pill

[the_boxer_]

22. That's excellent!!!!

LOL...

[DieboldMustDie]

8. Doesn't the name Plan B

pretty much say it all?   ;)

[Padraig18]

9. "Love means never having to say 'The Rabbit died' "

:P

[underpants]

10. You don't just have to hold it between your knees anymore

Badduh BISH!!

[gobblemy]

11. Brittney's song - Oops, I did it again.

[gobblemy]

12. or "Oh my God, what did I do last night?"

and the next scene is a girl at the local Walgreens getting the pill.

[MissMillie]

47. "What was I THINKING????"

Was that Patty Larkin who sings that song? It'd be perfect.

[gobblemy]

14. Or that hair commercial "I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair"

and now it could be "I'm going to wash that baby right out of ...."

[gobblemy]

15. Here is the commercial

Girl taking pill:

Caption:
5 seconds to take care of what took 25 seconds to do.

[Nlighten1]

42. Haw!

that sounds like a two stroker

[gobblemy]

16. or Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh what a relief it is.

[gobblemy]

18. Friends don't let friends f@#k Republicans

[gobblemy]

19. The way you can say, I love you, 15 minutes at a time.

[gobblemy]

20. Where are my panties?

and the next scene she is taking the pill.

[TankLV]

36. OK - reminds me of a joke:

3 men die right before Christmas and meet up at the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, being Christmas and all, he's gonna ask a holiday themed question of each one, and if they can answer, they get in.


So Peter says: If you can show me something on you that reminds us of the Christmas season, you're in.

1st man comes up, rumages around his pockets and comes up with a lighter, flicks it on, and says "Christmas Lights". Peter says "Good one, you're in. Man walks thru the gates.

2nd man searches and comes up with his keys, which he jingles and says "Christmas Bells". Peter laughs and lets the man in, too.

3rd man spends a few minutes frantically patting his body, and finally pulls out a pair of woman's panties.

Peter looks at him and asks "How is that supposed to remind us of this holy season?

The 3rd man replies "Carol's!"

[felonious thunk]

13. It's like a prayer that actually works

[rucky]

17. Because regret could last a lifetime

[the_boxer_]

21. It's healthier than a cigarette!

[LynneSin]

23. "100% more reliable than the Prayer Method"

I'm so excited that this could actually really be happening. Do you know in Washington State, where women can get the Morning-AFter Pill from any Pharmacist, abortion rates are down 21.3% since switching to this method.

21.3% less abortions.

That's probably more abortions prevented than those bible bangers standing outside of the women's clinic.

The Morning After Pill is more reliable the sooner you actually take the pill. Which means if the condom broke on a Friday night, a woman probably won't get into a health clinic until sometime on Monday and this greatly reduces the reliable of the Morning After pill. But Pharmacies are open 7 days a week and some even 24 hours. If a woman can get the Morning After Pill within 24 hours of unprotected sex then the rate of success is is the mid-90s.

But bible bangers will find a way to stop this from happening. They'll use the same excuses they used with the Birth Control Pill was first made available. But I plan to be on the front line fighting to make the available for our future generations!!

[regnaD kciN]

44. The problem is...

I'm so excited that this could actually really be happening. Do you know in Washington State, where women can get the Morning-AFter Pill from any Pharmacist, abortion rates are down 21.3% since switching to this method.

...that, by any standards, the "morning-after pill" works by causing abortions. (It doesn't prevent conception, but implantation of the already-existing embryo.) So, right-to-lifers would only see this as replacing one form of abortion with a second, cheaper one.

[Bucky]

25. "86 it? You bet! R-U-4 it too?"

(it scares me I can think of such things)

[Bucky]

27. Your zygote'll be BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS w/ New and Improved RU486!!

(okay, I'm really ashamed of this one)

[Bucky]

28. "86 it, and forget!" (Now available in exciting tropical fruit flavors)

(Oh this is just terrible. I'm gonna burn in hell for these slogans)

[Bucky]

29. "Got regrets?"

(Oh god! Now I'm riffing on milk. Is nothing sacred?)

[LynneSin]

45. It's not RU486 that would be available over the counter

RU486 is NOT the morning after pill but can be used in place of an Abortion and must be administered by a doctor.

The "Morning After Pill" is a high dosage of birth-control pill that is only effective up to 72 hours after unprotected sex. And mind you, the long you wait using this method the lower the effectiveness is for the pill. That's the problem with making it available only from doctors or clinics. If you have unprotected sex, you may have to wait 1-3 days until you can get an appointment to get this pill. But by making it available OTC, you could pick this up soon after you realize you've had unprotected sex (aka = the condom broke) and it's effectiveness is much much higher.

And yes, technically it is an abortion since the egg could be fertilized but not have the ability to plant itself on the wall of the uterus. But abortions are a commonplace happening with women even without the help of pills or doctors. Many many times an egg will fertilize but just never make it or a woman might miscarriage. These are all examples of Abortions. Right-to-lifers need to get over this!!!

[WWW]

26. Don't make two mistakes in one day..n/t

[CO Liberal]

30. A Kick for the Late-Night Crowd

:kick:

[populistmom]

31. If you broke that rubber

There's no need to blubber
Just take this pill
And that blastocyst is nill

[LuLu550]

32. When "OH!OH!" is simply not enough.....

[Liberal Veteran]

33. For Those Mornings When You Don't Recognize the Ceiling

LOL

[fortyfeetunder]

35. Theme Tune "There's Got to be a Morning After"?

Female vocalist, 1970's...who was it?

Great background music...for this type of ad

[Paul Hood]

39. Maureen McGovern

There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light

Oh, can't you see the morning after?
It's waiting right outside the storm
Why don't we cross the bridge together
And find a place that's safe and warm?

It's not too late, we should be giving
Only with love can we climb
It's not too late, not while we're living
Let's put our hands out in time

There's got to be a morning after
We're moving closer to the shore
I know we'll be there by tomorrow
And we'll escape the darkness
We won't be searching anymore

There's got to be a morning after
(There's got to be a morning after)
There's got to be a morning after

[angee_is_mad]

37. Oh what a NIGHT!!!

[tedoll78]

40. I have a few..

"Doctor-phobia? No problem."

"Hey.. it's better than a vacuum up your cooter!"

"Your vagina will thank you for it."
OR
"Your boyfriend's penis will thank you for it."

"Now go out there and f#ck to your heart's content!"

"Isn't it nice to feel fetus-free?"

"Hey - it's cheaper than clothing and feeding it."

"Isn't Earth crowded enough already?"

"Chlorine - for the human gene pool."

I'm in a sick humor kinda mood right now..

[Nlighten1]

41. Just do it?

[Loonman]

43. "When you're too lazy to buy a condom"

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

46. Morning Kick

:kick:

[HEyHEY]

48. "oops"

[peekaloo]

50. Fetus Deletus......Ask your doctor.