The next time you are having a bad day, imagine this

[underpants]

You are a siamese twin

You're brother is gay

You're not

He has a date coming over

You only have one ass.

[La_Serpiente]

1. Oh my gawd

that's funny!!!

[GainesT1958]

2. I'd demand seperation surgery...

Until then I'd practice "CMA" as hard as I could!:eyes:

B-)

[DrWeird]

3. Hey now! I've got three friends...

who are siamese twins with only one ass that would be highly offended by your lack of sensitivity!

(The other guy's an asshole)

[Loonman]

4. *groan*

Un-PC but damn funny.

[soleft]

5. how about this - your coworkers try to rescue you - decapitate you instead

http://www.nydailynews.com/boroughs/story/146553p-129452c.html

[underpants]

6. Uggh

(insert joke with "getting some head" involved)

[southerngirlwriter]

7. ROFLMAO

:-)

[underpants]

10. So you have your own then?

:bounce::evilgrin:

[DS1]

hey! that's tasteless and you are a cruel son of a b*tch!

You are not allowed to talk about the anal abilities of those with disabilities!

You really showed your true colors today, underpants!

[underpants]

9. I dare you to say that again

:bounce:

[DS1]

8. hey! that's tasteless and you are a cruel son of a b*tch!

You are not allowed to talk about the anal abilities of those with disabilities!

You really showed your true colors today, underpants!

[SOteric]

11. I'd like to know what his true colours are...

He looks a dull grey by the photo in his sig line. But I dunno, - maybe he's been washed recently with a bright red shirt.