The Daily Dickhead: A Positive Discussion of Dick Cheney.

[Bunny]

I'll start:

1. He didn't slaughter ALL of the caged pheasants during his big hunting trip. Approximately 70 of the birds escaped his rampage.

Anyone care to add to the discussion?

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. He's survived several heart attacks.

Good news for him, not so good for the country :-(

[jmaier]

2. He rarely appears in public.

[Padraig18]

3. Dick Cheney has a heart...

... but it'small, cold and made of stone. :P

[La_Serpiente]

4. "Spiderhole Cheney"

n/t

[Fridays Child]

5. He always lets us know when he's lying.

The jaw clenches and the lip curls.

[Bunny]

7. How can you tell?

Ot is he always lying? :)

[FarLeftRage]

6. Well, he lives in a hole

like that other e-vile doer did...

I don't think that's too bad, is it??

[Bunny]

8. He graciously stepped aside five times,

during the Vietnam War, so that others could go in his place.

[Jerseycoa]

11. bunnyj

You tickle me with that baby face and being so bad. :evilgrin:

[Bronco69]

9. He throws a few quid to the

peasants out of his Halliburton salary in return for a big tax write off.

[mlawson]

10. He hasn't suspended the Constitution, declared martial law,

and had us all arrested.

So far. We should be grateful.

[Padraig18]

12. You be grateful; in the meantime I will be...

... cleaning and loading my assoted weapons. ;)

[Logansquare]

13. He only sneers with one side of his mouth n/t

.

[terrya]

14. He said that he could support gay civil unions.

During the vice presidential debate in 2000. Honest to God.

Of course now, he will, if reminded, deny that he ever said it.

[cosmicdot]

15. His daughter is part of the GLBT community

[Blade]

16. Positive....?

Um....he shops at Wal-Mart and gives money to them....I guess that's positive for the Sam Walton family...?

[Emboldened Chimp]

17. He knows how to keep a secret.

[Logansquare]

18. He is really, really good to his friends

On the down side, none of us are his friends.

[Philostopher]

19. If he doesn't see his shadow ...

Spring starts sooner.

[cliss]

20. He has a Beautiful house.

He and his wife Lynne were on the cover of Architectural Digest a while back. There he was, with his polished cue-ball head and crooked smile. It was twisted into that perverse grin that only he can do. Only this time, he was happy.

In the magazine, we get to see his beautiful $million$ mansion in Washington DC. It was recently decorated, and the decorator got to share his story with the journalist. It was a challenge to convey a private, yet austere and rich environment.

I'll scan it so you will know I'm not making this up.

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Was it on the corner of Undisclosed avenue and spidey street?

Dick and Bush are smirkmates! I hear KKKarl may be quitting so he can spend more quality time with his soul-mate the :evilgrin: and that Dick and Bush may be getting a new speech writer and campaign manager! They think this new guy can handle Ari's, KKKaren's, and KKKarl's old jobs and get the Cheney/Bush message out all by himself! I'll see if I can find a link!



http://www.baghdadbob.com/

Edit: This just in, it's been confirmed that Baghdad Bob is already working on the next state of the union message and that this year's SOU message will be far more truthful than last year's! Dick Cheney was not available for comment, but a leak from someone at the DOD who wished to remain unnamed, just confirmed that Dick Cheney is somewhere in the middle east on a Peasant hunt!

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Like the Arenoid The Groppenator would say:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

I'm gonna Pump This UP!

[BurtWorm]

21. His name rhymes with Mr. Haney.

(Despite the way he himself pronounces it. Chee-knee my ass!)

[NoPasaran]

22. He's not a kitten killer

Like Dennis Hastert.

[VT70]

24. He is tolerant of gay people

That's about the only positive thing. Oh, and if I didn't know his political views, he might actually seem like a nice guy to me.

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. He's very smart.

Which is what makes him so dangerous!