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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 12:39 PM
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My dog has an addition problem
Do your pets have problem with addition? Or or subtraction or multiplication?

No matter how much we try, she can't get the hang of it. What should I do?

-- Allen
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 12:40 PM
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1. You can't teach an old dog new tricks
Try getting her a calculator.

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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 12:52 PM
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2. Well, at least dogs can count
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 02:26 PM
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3. Our cats had a real problem with multiplication, but we fixed that
:evilgrin:
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SmokingLoon Donating Member (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 02:51 PM
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4. That's funny!
My dogs like beer, how can I cure them?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 02:56 PM
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5. I'm sorry Allen
But that just doesn't add up! :D
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:23 PM
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6. Maybe you should trying steering her
toward literature - math obviously isn't her forte. :7
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:24 PM
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7. Steer?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:D
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:27 PM
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8. No, but
my dog has a stink problem. It hasn't even been two weeks since his last bath, and he reeks already.
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