The Muezzin calls you to CAPTION!

[Fenris]

"Hello? Allah be praised, what in the name of Holy Hell do I have to do to get some attention around here? I mean, I thought with the whole terrorist invasion of Iraq thing the Americans might turn away from Saddam for a moment and pay attention to ME! I mean, come on, I'm Osama bin Laden, for crying out loud! I am responsible for September 11, the USS Cole, the Bali bombings...but does George pay me any mind? No! They go and jump for joy when they find Saddam i his little hidey-hole. And he has a beard! Hey, that's mine asshole! I thought of it first! I could stand out in the streets of Kabul and they'd never notice me. Seriously guys, how hard is it to find a seven foot tall Arab?"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. howz about

"Slap me some skin, Brah!"

[XNASA]

2. "Praise Allah. Saddam is gone and the Americans have been kicked out.....

of Saudi Arabia. Mission Accomplished."

[MisterP]

3. somebody tell me which vowel/diacritic the little V-shaped letter is!

I'm trapped in a Kufic nightmare! (long U?)

[pansypoo53219]

4. my watch is dead

can anyone tell me the time?

[BringEmOn]

5. M&M's

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

[terrya]

6. "Stop! In the Name of Love"!

Even Osama has his Diana Ross and the Supremes moments....

[underpants]

7. Up high George

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

8. OBL: look, enough is enough, I want the press to stop using old pictures

of me ... this is so before I died of kidney failure ... oh, and, I'm, like, suppose to be in steep mountainous terrain hauling a dialysis machine on the back of a beast of burden ... hello! ... fer'cry'n'out'loud ... don't ya'll use satellites anymore ... ya'll used to be able to see a fly on my yak ... geesh ...

[BringEmOn]

9. How, Keemosabe...me Tonto

What? You're not buying it? Kablam!