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[Fenris]

"'And Satan shall feast on the bloated carcasses of the Infidels in Hell and use their skulls to build his great palace of wickedness and evil'....oh, Marmaduke you are sooo funny!"

[peekaloo]

1. hmmmm....seems Billy Bob Thornton will play Saddam in sequel

to Bad Santa, titled Bad Puppet. So little creativity from these Americans.

[the_boxer_]

2. Local News:

American occupation forces today called for all Iraqi men wearing Addidas beanies to attend the "Coming of International Corporations for the spreading of 'Western Values' luncheon" being held at the McDonalds located on the corner of Saddam Blvd. and Freedom Dr. The luncheon is expected to have all of the three attendees not including Iraqi government officials.

[cosmicdot]

3. Saddam reads that he's been captured.